1. I am very impulsive.
2. I was just curious.
3. I felt compelled to do it.
4. I was bored out of my mind.
5. I had nothing better to do.
6. My friends told me to.
7. My girlfriend begged me to.
8. My wife made me do it.
9. My mother told me NOT to.
10. I always wanted to download a virus.
11. I don't like to be told what to do.
12. I am tough and fearless and you cant scare me.
13. A little voice inside my head told me to.
14. I have a death wish.......
15. Cos rules are there to be broken.
16. I pressed it accidentally........yeah right...
17. I pressed it because it was there.
18. There could have been nude pictures hidden here....hehehe
19. I had this unbearable itch.
20. I am just plain stupid.
21. I have a headache.
22. Simon said " press the button "
23. I tripped, fell and accidentally pressed it.
24. I spilt my coffee over the keyboard.
25. I have no idea what you are talking about.
26. Someone else must have done it, I am innocent.
27. The neighbours dog did it.
28. It pressed itself...really scary stuff!
29. What button? When? Where? ME??
30. Well you know there was this time when i was 3 years old.....
31. I was looking for the exit.
32. I can't read English.
33. I didn't see no stupid warning.
34. I did see the warning, but it didn't register.
35. I saw the warning, but it went in one ear and out the other.
36. I am blind, I couldn't see it.......
37. I saw it but i couldn't give a damn.
38. I never press any buttons.....never ever...not me..
39. I have a nervous twitch in my finger.
40. You are a #$@%^&*%*#$.....censored.
41. I was possessed, I need an exorcism.
42. I am undergoing therapy.
43. Nobody told me I had to read what it said next to the silly button.
44. I am schizophrenic.....my other personality did it. (Davin's excuse)
45. I do it all the time (my own excuse...grin)
46. Mind yer own darn business! (Christopher's comment)
47. Wouldn't YOU like to know! (Christopher's comment)
48. I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M DEAF!!! (Christopher's real excuse)
49. Ich verstehe kein Wort, was ist jetzt schon wieder los?
50. I thought it was a link to a porno site! (Garo's excuse)
51. My 14 lbs cat jumped on my lap and I screamed and clicked....(Nan's excuse)
52. My sons feet smelt so bad that i was knocked unconscious and my head hit the button. (Lesley's 1st excuse)
53. My index finger is schizophrenic..(Lesley's 2nd excuse)
54. I'm just very naughty....and in need to be spanked heheeheheheh....(Lesleys real excuse....hehehehe)
55. I was hiding from the big bad wolf...(Little Red Riding Hood)
56. Hmmmm....should've taken a left toin at Alberquerky....(Bugs Bunny....can't spell)
57. Oh my god ... they killed Kenny.....(Chef ?)
58. I Pushed the button! And Proud of it! What was that noise??.. (Yens' excuse)
59. Had to be done...... Stress relief....... aaaaaaahhhhhhh...... I feel much better now. (Laurences excuse)
60. Actually, I didn't press it...I right clicked on it and opened it in a new window!!!!!! (Lynn's excuse)
61. I read the warning..ignored it..wanted to see if you could really do something (Nicoles excuse)