1. And your cry-baby whiny-ass opinion would be...? 2. Do I look like a people person? 3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 6. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 7. You!... Off my planet! 8. Does your train of thought have a caboose? 9. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 10. A PBS mind in an MTV world. 11. Allow me to introduce my selves. 12. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 13. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 14. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. 15. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 16. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 17. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
18. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1? 19. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 20. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 21. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 22. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 23. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paycheques.
