Virus Alert
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.
DO NOT OPEN IT!
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on
disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes
on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR
and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's
number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all
your beer. (For Gods sake man are you listening?!?!)
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine,
all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing
their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that
is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files,
changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable
misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it
will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags
from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart
next time your making love.
send send send send send................
In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
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