Things to do When You're Bored
Sharpen your teeth.
Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother
Pop some pop-corn without putting the lid on
Polish your car with ear wax
Write a short story using alphabet soup
Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are. Ask for help
Listen to a painting
Paint your home...day-glo orange.
Read Homer in the original Greek.
Learn Greek.
See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
Take your sofa for a walk.
Shave a shrub.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License
Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
Interview a cloud
Pinstripe your driveway.
Mug a stop sign.
Have your car painted plaid
Perfect the internal combustion telephone.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on four feet
Repeat above until failure
Clean and polish your belly button
Water your dog....see if he grows
Mow your carpet
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings)
Dial-a-Prayer and argue
Rotate your garden --daily
Get a dog to chase your car
Let him catch it
Confess to a crime you didn't commit
Play solitaire - for cash
Run for Pope
If you don't win run for God
Give your goldfish a perm
Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hoards
Play hockey with your little cousin, as the puck
Debate politics with a fern
If you lose stop watering it
Go bowling.....for small game
Change your name...daily
Challenge the neighbor kid to a duel
Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat
Sharpen your sleeping skills
Put out a fire
If you can't find one start one
Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
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