From Good to Bad
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good: You son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's your best friend
Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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