Things that Bug Me
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
where my watch is buddy...where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. The Pillsbury Doughboy is way too happy considering he doesn't
have a dick!!!!
3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the damn TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
it manually!!!!
4. When people say... "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it
too." Fuck off!!!! What good is a piece of cake if you can't eat it? What
should I do? Eat someone else's piece of cake instead?
5. When people say... "it's always the last place you look".. no
shit!!!!
Why the fuck would you keep looking for it after you have already
found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
6. When people say (while watching a movie)..."did you see that?"..
No...I paid $6.50 to come to a theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up
there. What did you come here for?
7. People who ask..."can I ask you a question?"
...Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya buddy?
8. When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it!!!!
9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks you if you know how fast
you were going? You should know asshole... you're the one that fucking pulled
me over!
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