Ever since the internet sprang to life, Lag has been present. The unenlightened may say that lag is latency, high packetloss, or high ping times; but to the followers of this temple, He is simply Lag. He manifests His mighty powers by causing web browsers to freeze, downloaded files to disappear, and especially delays while playing on-line games. If you happen to be in an on-line game when He strikes, the results can be devastating. Lag has chalked up more kills in Diablo and SubSpace than any single human is capable of in their lifetime. Yes, He is all-powerful. We are not however without hope for there are ways to appease Him. The reverse is also true as there are ways to incur His wrath.
This web site is a Temple to Lag. Think of it as a shrine. It is an attempt on my part to pay homage to Lag, the god of the internet. I can only hope and pray that He is pleased. Enjoy your stay here, and if Lag came in with you, please make sure you take Him when you leave.
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Are you lagged?
Are you lagged?
So you want to know if you are lagged. Well, this page can help. I have found some tools that will tell you just how bad your situation is.
Lag-o-lizer Anything above 2 geeen bars is bad.
Lag-o-pass If it moves in a clockwise direction, watch out!
Lag-o-meter If it's movin' Lag is groovin'
Please do not freak out and lose control if the results are grim. There are ways to appease Him.
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How to appease Lag
How to appease lag
Hehehe, So you want to get away from Lag. The easiest way to reduce the effects of lag is to select an unoffensive ISP. AOL is an offensive ISP. If you are using AOL, you are without hope.
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How to summon Lag
How to summon Lag
Why on earth would you want to do this? Well, if you want to become so lagged that an 8088 processor moves faster than your connection to the internet then do this: join AOL.
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