Corgese is sweet and special and not every hooman can understand it; only those hoomans who share brainwaves with their corgis are known to share the gift of this form of communication.
There is now an email list devoted to corgese and the corgis that speak it. You won't find any hoomans there, only just the most brilliant canines in the universe. So smart are they, in fact, that no one has ever bothered to test their intelligence, for fear of overloading the Brainjuice-O-Meter.
If you believe in this magical, mystical language (or just plain want to laugh yourself silly) and want to join the Corgese-L, please click on the ONElist icon below to subscribe.