While you're sitting at your computer twiddling your thumbs, you might like to know a few very useful things. For example, did you know that elephants can't jump? or that worms have several hearts? (pretty cool huh?) Well, I know you've probably been waiting for some jokes, so here they are.
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen more lawyers waiting for a haircut.
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this?"
The father, never having seen an elevator, responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady, limping slightly with a cane, slowly walked up to the moving walls and pushed a button. The walls opened and the old lady walked through them into a small room. The walls closed and as the father and his son watched, small circles of light with numbers in them lit up above the wall. They continued to watch as the circles of light stopped and then started back in the reverse direction. The walls opened again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out.
And the father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
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