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"Just kick butt like I know you can!" - Paula "I have moooore respect for Mr. Carpainter then others. Even if I become someone's steak dinner, I'll still respect him." - The Former Blue Cow "Kidnapping is wrong! I'll be careful not to kidnap anyone." - Mr. T guy in Twoson "I'm not sure who you are but congratulations!" - House in Threed "Last night there was a solitare tournament....I lost my shirt...I'll invite you sometime. Hey, wait...do you even know what solitare is?" - Guy in Monotoli Building ".....preeet!...pooooot!..." - Man in Dalaam "Oh! Good evening ma'am. You're looking lovely as usual. *snicker* " - Pokey "Oh, it's my line now? Ooops! "- Tracy "Here is the map. All the info is there, except for the info that isn't there." -Onett Librarian "I wonder if 'EarthBound' has been released yet." - Girl in Onett "You beat up the town bullies, punched them out big time, kicked their butts, bit their heads off, spit in their eyes, and made them wet their pants." - Mayor B.H. Pirkle "At times like this, kids like you should be playing Nintendo games." - Captain Strong "(Twoson is different from Onett. We have Burglin Park.)" - Twoson Billboard "I've told you a thousand times. *munch, munch* I won't join the Happy Happy Religious Group. *munch, munch, munch* If you get pushy with me, I'll pelt you with peanuts! *munch, munch* " - Home owner in Twoson "Aaiiiieeeeee! I screamed...'cause I didn't know what else to do!" - Man in Happy Happyist Building "I'll see you at another time, in another space." - Everdred "Hey, hey, hey! Don't get too close to me. I just farted, heh, heh...sorry." - Weird kid at Chaos Theater "The Runaway Five are so sexy! My husband definitely is...in need of some help in that area!" - Woman at Chaos Theater "Are you a friend of Master Pokey? It's okay to visit him here, but don't wander around the building. Someone might be suspicious of you and take a pot shot at you with a machine gun..." -Body Gaurd 1 in Monotoli Building "Look, don't stand behind me and stare at my hips!" -Monotoli Elevator Operator "I was in the middle of a caffeine buzz, and I had to get to the bathroom fast! When I got there, I accidentally knocked on the wall instead of the restroom door...The next think I knew, someone asked 'Who is it?' and really surprised me! Maybe I just imagined it?..".- Guy in Jackie's Cafe "If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain. Yes, you will. No, you will...not. Yesno you will won't." - Guy in Moonside "(I can sense...that...you have a controller...in your...hands...)" - Moonside Sign "I'm pretty forgetful. I even forgot why I'm here. Hmm...I just forgot something...Who am I? Am I a man?" - A man in Fourside "Do you know whose bones are on display here? The answer is...your bones. My bones. Bone's bones. Bone bone bone." - Research guy in Museum in Moonside "Before the soup gets cold, we must care for Mani Mani. Before the knife gets rusty, we must care for Mani Mani." -Woman in Moonside "Jeff wets his bed sometimes. But other than that, he's a good boy." -Dr. Andonuts "I'll have the Braised Boa Over Minced Baby Leeks...Oh, you're not the waiter." -Man at Summer's Restaurant "I have fake teeth, so I like soft foods. Not like rocks or stones. They're too hard." -Old Lady at Summer's Restaurant "What? You've never heard of it? Then, I'll give you King banana. That didn't make sense, did it? But, anyway, I'm attractive, don't you think?" -Desert Monkey "I've heard some bad rumors about Mr. Monotoli. I heard he made a deal with pure evil in exchange for power...you know...stuff like that." -Woman in Fourside "Didactically speaking, seminal evidence seems to explicate the fact that your repudiation of entropy supports my theory of space-time synthesis. Of this, I am irrefutably confident." -Wordy guy at the Stoic Club "Mmmmm. I think it's a very complicated issue. .....Oh, sorry! I was sleeping..." -Lady at Stoic Club "Thank you! You made my wife wake up. She quit talking about all the serious crap...Yeah! Let's work hard!" -Scaraba Sailor "The show? It's already started. Everyone stares at the stone on stage and philosopizes....Doesn't it sound stupid?" -Waitress at Stoic Club "Prince Poo...(blush). You are such a hunk." -Girl in Daalam "Huge!...Not you, I'm talking about the dinosaur bones." -Girl at Dinosaur Museum "Hi! Nice to meetchya! I'd really love to sit down and chat with you someday. I'll talk about my adventure, and you can tell me about all of your mistakes. -Shyless kid in Library "Didn't you think that the Tenda up above have some particulary beautiful women? They're still shy though."-Tenda in Lost Underworld "Clear out. Get out of my way. Clear out. Get out of my way. Clear out. Get out of my way. Clear out. Of way out get my. Whoops, my mistake... I mean "get out of my way!" -Police Officer by Meteorite "Aaaaah--h... If I yawn like this... it looks like I'm goofing off. Aaaaah--h......yes, it does... -Police Officer by Meteorite "Yeah, sure, you're cool! Whatever..." -Ness' Mom "King is barking! Pokey played dead! Ness attacks!" -Battle w/Spiteful Crow "My dad really got after me. He said I get no dessert for the rest of the decade..." -Pokey Back
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