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Mike's Top 10 Signs You're About to be Fired!
10. Your boss holds out his hands and asks you to guess which one has a pink slip in it
9. All the fish on your screen saver are at the top, floating upside down
8. The guy who steals your lunch from the fridge now eats it in front of you
7. Well, once you've embezzled $50 million in company assets, filed false reports, and single-handedly destroyed all of your employees' 401(k) plans -- heck you've only got two or three years left...tops
6. There's someone sitting on your lap...doing all your work
5. Your HR department is perched along the top of your cube yelling, 'Caw! Caw!'
4. After every meeting, your supervisor purposely tries to get the door to hit you in the ass on the way out of his office
3. Your impression of the boss throwing a fit, which was such a riot five seconds ago, is suddenly met with dead silence
2. After driving you to a private picnic lunch far out into the wilderness, your boss asks you to see if the right rear tire is low on air
1. 'Everyone with a job here take one step forward....NOT so fast, Johnson....'