Punk, Rude, Emo, and Skin JOKES!!! *Disclaimer* Don't be offended, pleeeeeease! There JOKES people JOKES. you know...hahaha...?
1) Q: If a Punk and a Skin are in the back of a car, who's in front? A: A cop.
2) Q: An apartment building in California has Skins living on the first floor, Punks on the second, and Hippies on the third. One day a big fire burns the building to the ground. Who survived? A: The Skins. They were at work.
3) Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 3. 1 to screw it in and 2 to argue about who did it first.
4) Q: How many Punks does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, Punks can't change a thing.
5) Q:How many Straight-Edge kids does it take to drink a case of beer? A: One, if no one's looking.
6) Q:What has 8 arms and kills its girlfriend? A:Squid Vicious.
7) Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road? A: He was stapled to a chicken.
8) Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Five. One to do it and four to write a zine about it.
9) Q: How many Straight Edges does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they don't screw
10) Q: How many Rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 4. One to drop it and 3 to "pick it up!pick it up!pick it up!"
11) Q: How many Skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 10. 1 to screw it in and 9 to watch his back.
12) Q: How many skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to do it and one to film it.
13) Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 20. 1 to screw it in and 19 to call him a sellout.
14) Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they're all to depressed to do it.
15) Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 2 - 1 to screw it in and the other to kick the chair out from under him.
16) Q: How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10. 1 to change the bulb and 9 on the guest list.
17) Q: How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 5. 1 to change it and 4 to pass out lyrics.
18) Q: What do you call a Punk without a girlfriend? A: Homeless.
19) Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Punks only screw in a puddle of vomit
20) Q: How do you get a one-armed Punk out of a tree? A: Throw him a beer.
21) Q: How do you get a Punk out of a bathtub? A: Turn on the water.
22) Q: What do you call a Gutter Punk's weather-proofed home? A: A dry dumpster
23) Q: Where do you find all the Gutter Punks after a hard rain? A: In the sewer 'cause they've been washed down a drain.
24) Q: How many Riot Grrrls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They just have the men do it for them.
25) Q: Why do anarchists drink only herbal tea? A: Because proper tea is theft.
26) Q: What's the difference between a hippie and a trampoline? A: You take off your boots before you jump on a trampoline.
27) Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 21. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 20 to drink until the room spins!
28) Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 3. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, one to kick the ladder out and one to laugh.
29) Q: How many punks does it take change a lightbulb? A: 4. one to stand on a chair to screw it in, one to kick the chair out from him, one to say how punk rock that was, and the 4th to say, "shut the f--k up, nancy"
30) Q: How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb? A: one. they're all alone. or.....none. they like to sit in the dark. or.....one hundred. 1 to put in a new one & drop the old one on the floor, and 99 to slit their wrists on the broken glass.
31) A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather and rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with piercings and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just glares at him for the next ten miles. Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man, "What are you looking at you old fart? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?" Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "Yeah! Back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore and I f--ked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."
32) Two straight edge guys were out walking home from work one afternoon."S--t," said the first guy, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip the wife's underwear off!" "What's the rush?" his mate asked. "The f--king elastic in the legs is killing me," he replied.
33) A punk, A skin, and a mod walk into a bar. The bartender hands them each a beer with a fly in it. The mod turns the beer away. The punk just drinks the beer in spite of the fly, and the skin grabs the fly by the wings and yells " spit it out! spit it out you bastard!"
34) Q: How many goths does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 2, one to do the work and the other to tell her how goth she is for doing it.
35) Q:How do you hide money from a Hippie? A: Hide it under the soap.
36) Q:How many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:An entire community of them. A few to actually screw it in, and allthe others to talk about all the social changes that will come due toscrewing in the bulb, and how they got arrested by the cops for it.*from dk gobert*