This page will be as black as my soul on a bad day. Whenever I get depressed, this is how black my soul feels.
If I think of more stuff to include on my wonderfully upbeat homepage, I'll update it later.
Beings such as this vex me!
And make me nauseous like this psychedelic, stomach-churning hypnotizer.
You're getting sleeeeeeeeepyyyyy...
(You want to vo-o-o-o-o-omi-i-i-i-i-it!)
Oooooh, very scary!
Now I'm dowwwwwwwn in the dumps!