Vacation Pay |
January 1, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the
Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing
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An Interesting Dinner |
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner
During dinner, God told them, "I invited you to dinner, because I needed
Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them, "I have
Clinton called an emergency session of Congress and told them, "I
Bill Gates went back to Microsoft headquarters and told his people, "I
Submitted by Karen Lam
A Y2K Wish |
An executive is vacationing on the beach. A bottle washes up. He picks
The exec thinks for a moment and says, "Well, I've always wanted a
Genie says, "Gimme a break. No can do a bridge. Try again."
The exec says, "OK. Tell me everything I need to know to keep my
Genie sighs and says, "Alright. Do you want that bridge two lanes or
Submitted by Nick Osborn
Solutions |
Submitted by Kenneth Soder
Here's a funny one taken from a recent Techweb article:
"Microsoft has announced a solution for the year 2000 problem.
- JavaSoft president Alan Baratz
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Apple Commercial |
The following appeared in an Apple advertisement:
'Apple -- we might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.
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