Did you know… ?
Immanuel
Kant was a ruddy piss ant,
Who
very rarely was stable.
Heidegger,
Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who
could drink you under the table.
David
Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer
and Hegel.
And
Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who
was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There’s
nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya
About
the raising of the wrist.
And
Socrates himself,
Was
permanently pissed.
John
Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On
half a pint of sherry was particularly ill.
Plato
they say, could stick it away –
Half
a bottle of whisky every day.
Aristotle,
Aristotle
was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes
was fond of his dram.
And
Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I
drink therefore I am."