Dumbest Answers
Note: These answers came from the Family Feud and its British counterpart, Family Fortunes.
- (Surveyed to 100 women) Name something a woman should not be caught dead leaving the house without.
- A TAMPON
- Name a vegetable that you marinate.
- GRAPES
- Name something you buy and then have to be careful about how you carry it home.
- AN INFANT
- Name something men do when they run out of clean underwear.
- THEY PUT THEM INSIDE OUT
- Name something besides soap and a towel that people take with them to the bath.
- A DUCK (Hey, 11 people said it in the survey! Richard Dawson faints)
- Name a food you receive as a gift.
- LASANGA
- Name a place where you'd see lots of flowers.
- AT THE ZOO
- Name a famous male dancer.
- BETTY GRABLE
- Name something your neighbor has that you wish you had.
- A BEAUTIFUL WIFE
- Name a place where you might find a pen.
- THE ZOO
- Name something a woman out on a date would hate to discover on her face, if she stole a quick glace in the mirror.
- A BOOGER
- Name a specific part of the body that women try to ascentuate.
- BREASTS
- Name the first thing you take off after work.
- UNDERWEAR (Next question, what time you get off from work?)
- Name an occassion for which you've stayed up all night.
- LOST MY VIRGINITY
- Name a part of the body that gets bigger as adults get older.
- PENIS (It made the survey)
- Name a question such as "How old are you?" that you might answer with a lie.
- 18
- 50
- I'M 39
- Name an animal with 3 letters in its name.
- ALLIGATOR
- Name something you wouldn't try even once.
- SEX ON A TRAIN
- Name any part of the body beginning with the letter "N".
- KNEE
- Name something normally worn only by children.
- CLOTHES
- Name an invention that has replaced stairs.
- THE WHEEL
- Name a tradition associated with Christmas.
- HANNAKAH
- Name a famous "Arthur".
- SHAKESPEARE
- Name something you squeeze.
- PEANUT BUTTER
- Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.
- A HORSE
- Name something that comes in pairs.
- BANANAS
- Real or fictional, name a famous "Willy".
- WILLY THE POOH
- Name a specific food with an etible skin.
- BANANA
- Name something women borrow from each other.
- THEIR HUSBANDS
- Name an animal with really good sight.
- BAT
- Besdies Bond, name any charcter from a James Bond movie.
- JUDY
- CAROL
- Name a part of the body that everybody has only one of.
- BIG TOE
- Name a kind of atttaction you see in almost every parade.
- MERRY-GO-ROUND
- Name a non-living object which has feet.
- PLANT
- Name something you buy in a larger size, if you have a large family.
- GAMES
- Name something that has to warm up before you use it.
- YOUR WIFE
- Tell me which way the smoke from your barbecue always blows.
- THE WAY OF THE WIND
- Apart from doors, name something that people open.
- BOWELS
- Name a pie that does not contain fruit.
- LEMON MARINGUE
- Name your favorite country western singer.
- VAL WHALEN
- Name something you associate with pigs.
- THE POLICE
- Name a city in the state of Georgia.
- ALABAMA
- Name the most breedable dog.
- KITTEN
- Name a state with good skiing.
- FLORIDA
- Name a reason why you stay indoors on a beautiful day.
- BECAUSE IT'S RAINING
- Name a day of the year when you really wanna be with your family and friends.
- DECEMBER
- Name something you feel before you buy it.
- EXCITED
- Name something that falls from the tree.
- BIRD****
- Name a department at a supermarket.
- LINGERIE
- Name a yellow fruit.
- ORANGE
- If you were to travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?
- PAKISTAN
- Name something a dentist says.
- "JUST A SMALL PRICK"
- Name a noisy bird.
- CHIPMUNK
- Name something you keep handy by the front door.
- SPATOON
- Name a job that helicopters are used for.
- TUNA FISHING
- Name something you stroke.
- A MATCH
- Name a famous robber.
- COPS
- Name something that can kill a lively party.
- A GUN
- If diamonds are a girl's best friend, what's a man's best friend?
- RUBIES
- Name something a hostess does, to let her guests know it's time to leave.
- GOES TO BED
- Name something you might accidentally leave on all night.
- YOUR SHOES
- YOUR BRA
- Name one of the Three Bears.
- YOGI
- Name a time that most people get up.
- MORNING
- Name a time that most people go to bed.
- NIGHT (Luckily, two people said "Night" in that survey.)
- During what month's pregnancy does a women begin to look pregnant.
- SEPTEMBER
- Give me a slang word for "money".
- BITCH (She thought the host said "mummy".)
- Name something people have more than two of on their body.
- ARMS
- Name a famous resort area outside the Continental United States.
- TAHOE
- Name an article of clothing that children are always losing.
- THEIR PANTS
- The price of a dozen roses.
- $1.75
- Besides a bird, something in a bird cage.
- HAMSTER
- Name something people take with them to the beach.
- TURKEY (Survey said......0)
- The first thing you buy in a supermarket.
- TURKEY (Survey said......0)
- A food often stuffed.
- TURKEY (Survey said....21)
