Supercoffees came to be through my complete inability to enjoy an entire cup of coffee in it's original state at any time except when coffee drinking is the main activity. I have not finished a coffee at work in 2 years.

Supercoffee: take a cold coffee and put it in the microwave, heat it up, and drink..

Bastard Supercoffee aka Bastardcoffee; also can be known as a Supercoffee: Take 2 partially drunk cold coffees and combine them, then microwave and drink.. that my dear is some foosty pous

Supercoffee Au Natural: place a cold coffee in a warm environment, for example let's say a work truck in 35 degree weather.. Let stand for 5+ hours, then enjoy.

Rad Tips:Yeah I don't know, don't microwave it for too long or it'll burn and that's foostycoffee, aka slap slap chafe..

Other: The first step is drinking a normal coffee in the correct fashion.. Next up is everything else