Stroud is located in the F.I.L.. It is where many-a F.I.L.ians are employed.. For instance, Drizzo is all up in TH-STR, buttering up a bagel and having sex with it.. Just kidding Drizzo I know there's no butter..

How you know you're in Stroud:

1. The bars consist of a country bar and one called "Restaurant     Pub"
2. The only girls around are either illegal or moms
3. You drove past the Waffle Cafe and wondered if it was any good but when you came back it was GONE
4. You rely on the Credit Union sign to tell you how cold/hot it is
5. A backlit Colonel Sanders watches over the town
6. The hangouts are the F.I.L. Centre and TH-STR (with D-Unit the Pastry Pimp)
7. It smells like poo
8. People are still talking about the Kim Mitchell and David Wilcox concerts, the biggest stars to ever accidently stop in the STR..
9. People stop and ask you how to get to Barrie
10. People stop and ask you how to get to Innisfil Beach Park
11. Trad don't know computo
12. Someone somewhere has AC/DC cranked on Rock 95
13. You're getting drunk at some couples' Buck and Doe upstairs in the banqueezie hall in STR Place
14. The brew-your-own-beer store shut down because it was too much effort, but you can still get your alcohol from the Beer Store, LCBO, and wine shop..
15. Traddy won't deliver Yum Hut because China Inn runs the show
16. There's hot lacrosse moms around for the summer, hockey moms for the winter
17. There are people named Ducky (Duckafella, STDuck) and Sluv (The Sluv Machine, Sunshine Boy) working in town
18. You've seen someone drive a zamboni over to Kafka Time (R.I.P. Kafka's and their delicious Jamaican patties)
19. People put ice cream cones in the toilet
20. You go to IGA for lunch

Hip things to do in Stroud:

1. Fuck all

   
   

   
   You know J-Roc and Detroit Velvet Smooth (of Moncton; not shown) would kick it in Stroud if they could

   
   

   When I first thought this page up I figured there would be more to write.. As it turns out, nope..
   PAAAAAAAAAAAYCE