1. You have a limited amount of money to spend on buying a vehicle. You:

buy a decent car and only spend money on it to keep it on the road, saving for a better car
buy a smashed asshole of a car like a Honda CRX and spend a ton of money ricing it out


2. There are vehicles behind you as a two lane highway turns into a 4 lane passing opportunity. You:

speed up until it merges back into one lane, trapping the people behind you again
stay at a consistant speed in the right hand lane and let people pass if they feel so inclined


3. Turn signals are:

for letting other drivers know that you're going to turn
for car fashion shows


4. Passing lanes are for:

passing
driving wicked slow


5. Girls love it when:

you ask them where the party at
you say woof woof and ask them politely to show you their boobies

To the vehicle bureau to wait as the instructor tallies the score.......