All my bags are packed and I'm ready to go. I'm standing here outside the door. I hate to wake you up to say goooodbyeeeeee.. But the dawn is breakin it's early morn, the taxi's waiting it's blowin it's horn. Already I'm so lonesome I could die.. So kiss me and smile for me.. Tell me that you'll wait for me. Hold me like you'll never let me go. cuz I'm leaving on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again.. Hold me, I hate to go.... So many times I let you down theres so many times I've fucked around I'll tell you now they don't mean a thing. cuz every place I go I'll think of you. every song I sing I'll sing for you. When I come back I'll bring your wedding ring.. SO kiss me and smile for me.. etc

Razor Burn
Mood:  suave
Now Playing: Lagwagon
She broke up with me 2 days later.. I think she met Don Juan in Italy.. She has a new man, I have a new mustache.. Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man and everyone will think that I'm a stupid drifter.. I walk the earth alone, I'll never shave again.. On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously.. I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame.. I've heard it said she looks a lot like Sherilyn Fenn and sometimes I'm mistaken for Billy Gibbons.. I may appear wise, but I'm an idiot.. It's over, she left me, and she will soon forget me.. She found out I was lame, I grew a beard of shame.. Come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant.. I am a new man, I have a beard of shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame