Ramble
Mood:  flirty
Now Playing: NOFX - Fanmail
I go into the washroom at work today; that's always a good time. It was a bit hard to not notice that the urinal had at least 5 pucks in it in various states of decay.. Now, I can understand if they don't want to take the old one out, but at what point does each urinal need to have 5 pucks in it? When I worked as a custodian, we didn't use urinal pucks because my boss thought people would throw them around. Wierd and disgusting, you may think. As did I, until I had to clean up after people, and yes, someone probably would throw urinal pucks around.. Anyways so as I'm standing at the urinal, the janitor comes in and asks me if we have any hand cream.. Dude. I know hand cream is important to those people, but really. Please don't interrupt my chi and flow.

The guy I work with is doing the Body-for-Life Challenge, so he's all over drinking chunky banana supplements and checking out dude's physiques on the internet. You can win a million dollars but you only get 12 weeks to do it. Some of the people get ridiculously huge in that short amount of time. Some people just get tanned, get new swimwear, get a haircut, stand up straight, and smile. Whatever works for you.