Razor Burn
Mood:  suave
Now Playing: Lagwagon
She broke up with me 2 days later.. I think she met Don Juan in Italy.. She has a new man, I have a new mustache.. Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man and everyone will think that I'm a stupid drifter.. I walk the earth alone, I'll never shave again.. On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously.. I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame.. I've heard it said she looks a lot like Sherilyn Fenn and sometimes I'm mistaken for Billy Gibbons.. I may appear wise, but I'm an idiot.. It's over, she left me, and she will soon forget me.. She found out I was lame, I grew a beard of shame.. Come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant.. I am a new man, I have a beard of shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame