See? No cream or sugar needed.. Of course, this girl is an animal, because she's drinking instant coffee.. No need to go that far.. Brew a genuine pot of black coffee and you've got yourself lots of necessary "flava".. Don't bastardize the brew with foreign substances like "CREAM" and "SUGAR".. -The Who, 'No Sugar Tonight' Earlier tonight at work, a hot mom came in and offered me a donut.. Which brings me to my next point: I love hot moms.. ..and uh, black coffee goes better with all the tasty goodness that you can buy at coffee shops.. If you're in Tim's, you can get yourself a bagel, a donut (Maple Walnut Dip), or maybe even a cookie if you're up for it.. If you're at Kafka's, snipe up a Jamaican Patty or two (the hot ones, all microwaved up).. The laws of food balance dictate that you should balance the flavas on your palate (I'm getting my honorary degree for Culinary).. Thusly, eating a sweet food like a cookie or donut and drinking a sweet bevy like cream and sugar with coffee just doesn't fly.. Thusly indeed..  Ahh Timmy's.. As you may know, Kafka Time and Tim Hortons are the coffee shops of choice here in the F.I.L.. There's no need to be all Hollywood and drink at Second Cup or Starbucks.. Let's not make a big production out of it, man.. Anyways, if you plan on putting cream and sugar in your kafka, keep it respectable.. Anything more than a double-double is hurting like you slapped it.. Coffee should always be the main ingredient.. Feel free to put your favourite hooch in there if you feel like getting all waste from your kafka and having crazy party.. The only reason why I had to make this page is because the Trad drinks his cream and sugar with coffee and finds it necessary to point out that black coffee is lacking in the "flava" department.. This is a picture of Trad enjoying a cup of java-less cream and sugar:
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