First of all I'd like to give a shout out to D-Unit, who's Darrentown, Population: Awesome Graphics website logo was the inspiration behind the picture at the top.. The F.I.L. Centre is so much more than an arena.. You've got yourself a library, curling club, and of course there is a banquet hall upstairs.. No one cares about the library and the curling club is for fancypants elitists, so LET ME TELL YOU WHAT GOES ON IN THE BANQUEEZIE:
Every Saturday and the occassional Friday, there's a buck and doe in the banquet hall.. Some are good, and some are hurting.. The quality has everything to do with the "doe"s in attendance.. I had to put quotes in there or it would read "does" and that makes no sense.. Point is, if there are hot girls there, it's a good night.. Girls get all dressed up and go get soused at these events so that's about as good a set-up as you can get.. Buck and Doe's are also good if they get generous and spare the custodials a little something free..
I love lacrosse moms, I'm not sure if I mentioned that before.. Lacrosse moms are like soccer moms but hotter; like hockey moms but with less clothing.. Well at STR Place aka F.I.L. Centre, they have some pilates classes upstairs every week.. Normally this wouldn't grab my interest but the instructor is cute and has a nice arse.. And then when me, D-Ran, P-Triddy, Young Duck, and Tris Spanks were loitering outside one day we saw the arrival of one of the top 5 hottest lacrosse moms in the past 4 summers for said pilates class.. If you have an idea of the competition she is up against you will have much respect for her top 5 rating..
Now I'm not entirely sure what goes on in pilates classes but this is what I'm thinking:
That's what's in my head anyways.. Note how the girl in black is also spanking her own ass.. So in conclusion, she's wicked hot and I'd like to show her my oh face:
Watch Office Space for that reference.. I looked up "Oh Face" on Google images and I got this one.. A bit funny, a bit wierd, and a whole lot of hurtingness..
Unless you're Duckafella and you like illegal girls, these things always suck.. We all know now to chiggity-check ID yo'self before you wriggity-wreck yo'self but at teen dances there's not even a need for it, you know damn right they're illegal so there's no excuse for looking (that means you, Duckler).. It's good to lock the doors in the arena so they can't sneak in and hit on the custodians in totally inappropriate and obscene ways..
The B.H.H.L. is a non-profit hockey organization that strives to bring hockey to the youth of the F.I.L. in a safe and inviting setting.. It's a summer league where hockey is played because there's no ice for proper action.. Garbage cans are goal nets and Trad is the guy getting hit with the roll of tape used as a puck about 400 times a night.. The D-Unit is there to shoot the puck at Trad and maybe score if it happens, but mainly hitting the Trad.. Duckafella and Tristal's job is to leave their goalie (the Trad) with no defence and to generally suck it up.. They might snipe a couple goals on an empty net after Trad takes 4 off the shins and throws it up to his cherry-picking teammates.. Good job boys..
Well that's about all the exciting stuff.. I could talk about horticultural meetings but those guys are a nutty bunch I'd be gabbing all day, you know..
