Ode To AOL

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:25 PM]: you know your addicted to the internet when...

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:25 PM]: you eat at the computer

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:26 PM]: you go to the batroom, but stay online

SpnkiPunky [2:26 PM]: you know your addicted to salt when you use it before you taste it

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:26 PM]: you worry about who's online when your not

SpnkiPunky [2:26 PM]: hell yeah

SpnkiPunky [2:26 PM]: lol

SpnkiPunky [2:26 PM]: you should make a chain letter

SpnkiPunky [2:26 PM]: or a forward I mean

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:26 PM]: you are out, and you want to go home to go online

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:27 PM]: you go on vacation, and before you open your real mail, you check your e-mail

SpnkiPunky [2:27 PM]: you type with one hand while your eating

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:27 PM]: you keyboard has a various assortment of food on it

SpnkiPunky [2:27 PM]: yea

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:27 PM]: you shake your keyboard out, and food falls out

SpnkiPunky [2:28 PM]: your back conforms to the chair and your butt is flatttend

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:28 PM]: your everyday needs are with in reaching of the keyboard

SpnkiPunky [2:28 PM]: lol

SpnkiPunky [2:28 PM]: maybe one day well be able to cyber piss?

SpnkiPunky [2:28 PM]: having that hope

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:28 PM]: i.e, kleenex, makeup remover, water bottle

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:29 PM]: you check your make up in the reflection off the screen

SpnkiPunky [2:29 PM]: ee

SpnkiPunky [2:29 PM]: w

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:29 PM]: :)

SpnkiPunky [2:29 PM]: you hold in your painful excretments for just one more aching minute

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:30 PM]: you are watching tv, and an aol commercail comes on, you look for the computer

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:30 PM]: cuz they do the im sound, and "you've got mail"

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:31 PM]: you are sad, when your mail box is empty

SpnkiPunky [2:32 PM]: when carpel tunnel is no longer a disease of the eldery

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:32 PM]: LoL:)

SpnkiPunky [2:32 PM]: when you make shit up like this:)

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:32 PM]: when you say you gotta go, and you do, but your back with in 20 min

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:33 PM]: you have an "online life"

SpnkiPunky [2:33 PM]: when you stencil Danielle heart's the internet in your notebook

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:33 PM]: michelle <3 aol

SpnkiPunky [2:33 PM]: lol

SpnkiPunky [2:33 PM]: when you use lol in the "real life"

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:34 PM]: michelle and aol, sitting in a tree, d-i-l-i-i-n-g u-p

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:34 PM]: hey.. i use lol, i say it

SpnkiPunky [2:34 PM]: dialing

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:34 PM]: i wrote it too quick

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:35 PM]: you should make a page abiut his

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:35 PM]: I will!!!

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:35 PM]: heheh

SpnkiPunky [2:36 PM]: when you start using your sn to sign documents

SpnkiPunky [2:36 PM]: when you check your email every minute even though you know nothing is new

MICHELLEPRINCESS [2:37 PM]: lol, when "you've got mail", makes you smile

SpnkiPunky [2:37 PM]: when you stay online and think of thigs to do when there isnt any you just want to be connected

SpnkiPunky [3:05 PM]: when you know google insideout

SpnkiPunky [3:06 PM]: when you have a ebay button on your keyboard

MICHELLEPRINCESS [3:06 PM]: hhehe, with out google, your computer would be in pain from you pounding the screen

MICHELLEPRINCESS [3:06 PM]: HEY!!!!

SpnkiPunky [3:06 PM]: lol

MICHELLEPRINCESS [3:06 PM]: when you talk to the computer

MICHELLEPRINCESS [3:06 PM]: and ask it to find stuff for you

SpnkiPunky [3:07 PM]: when you ask it to clean the house while your not home

SpnkiPunky [3:07 PM]: and you actually expect it to

SpnkiPunky [3:07 PM]: When you start thining the computer has emotions

SpnkiPunky [3:07 PM]: thinking

MICHELLEPRINCESS [3:07 PM]: when your sad, cuz you have to get off to clean, but in the middle of cleaning, you get on

when your having sex and you scream out other peoples screen names.Danielle, said to me while making fun of me for being online again.

MICHELLEPRINCESS [10:44 PM]: im never getting off the computer till i have been to all the web sites

SpnkiPunky [10:45 PM]: lol holy shit yuou know your addicted when you say "im never getting off the computer till i have been to all the web sites "

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