An Ode To Jordan and Amy
Jordan (left) Amy (right)
Showing off our tongue piercings
An Ode to us
DD.....we're the designated drunks!
We live in a box on the corner of SuckNBlow Street
Some Country, 06969
1-900-jack-off
1-900-fuck-you
http://www.angelfire.com
DrunkenDivas@hotmail.com
Welcum to Ode To Jordan and Amy. This page is set up to honour two very hot, fabulous, outrageous, sexy, and not to mention, drunk divas......US! This page is in total support of drunk persons, especially chicks (yay girl power!) but NOT drunk driving. If you're drunk, we recommend sleeping over (or around....your decision) instead of driving.
Since we're totally plastered at the moment, our web page isn't too exciting. We'll fix it after we recover from our hangovers....So, while you're here, sign our guestbook and tell us how you came across our page, and why you're in support of wasted people (like us...and, hopefully yourself)
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*We promote oral sex, safe sex, fruity condoms, flavoured temperature changing body oils, sex toys, online boyfriends, cyber-sex, phone-sex, sex hot lines, XXX adult porno sites, bars, dancing (naked or not), roller coasters (not in relationships), strip poker, booze, booze, booze, sex, booze, pot, US, booze, DuMaurier, eyebrow waxing, bikini waxing, wearing two different colored socks, walking around naked and booze.*
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This second slambook is quite a bit more offensive and definately more humorous!!
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Well peoples, we have had the same question asked several times; Where are the pics??. So wanting to please you and to thank you for visiting our website, we have added two picture pages above. So stay awhile and check em out!
Also, some of our visitors have asked if we would post their poetry and stories. So to show our appreciation to our guests, added onto the poems and stories pages is a link to stories or poems submitted by visitors to our page. So if you would like a poem or story in the guests section, e-mail us with your name, age and where you are from.
Questions and comments are welcome. thanx!
CuteNStuff
SweetNStuff
*Everything on this page is intended as a joke. Sweet and Cute do not support drunkeness, drugs or sleeping around. As a matter of fact, we are proud to say that we don't even drink much at all anymore, except the odd social beer*
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