Agent Orange -
TOP SPEED: 150MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 1.7 TONS
0-60MPH: 7.6 SECONDS
The mad ex-FBI agent will hunt you down
with extreme prejudice if you dare to hit
his heavyweight sedan.
Autoscum -
TOP SPEED: 220MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 0.6 TONS
0-60MPH: 3.6 SECONDS
Road-going gang of psychos, muggers and
murderers who drive a variety of armored
off-roaders.
Mech Maniac -
TOP SPEED: 220MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 0.4 TONS
0-60MPH: 3.3 SECONDS
He's a hi-tech hi-spec speed freak who
knows no fear. The Grungebuster is
super-quick but super- twitchy, so Mech
needs nerves of steel.
Don Dumpster -
TOP SPEED: 100MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 2.6 TONS
0-60MPH: 14.8 SECONDS
Big truck, big guy... no heart. Don's a
disgruntled municipal worker and he drives
a customized earthmover. Hard, fast &
heavy.
Ed Hunter -
TOP SPEED: 160MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 2.3 TONS
0-60MPH: 9.6 SECONDS
Survivalist Ed wants to rid the world of
commies. But to him, everyone's a pinko.
His armored station wagon's a moving
roadblock.
Heinz Faust -
TOP SPEED: 160MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 3.0 TONS
0-60MPH: 7.6 SECONDS
Teutonic Heinz has a supercharged
superheavy sport coupe with go-anywhere
tank tracks... don't get caught in his
path!
Firestorm -
TOP SPEED: 100MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 2.1 TONS
0-60MPH: 8.9 SECONDS
Crazed chem worker firestorm stole a
company tanker and took to racing. The rig
is big and the driver is brutal.
The Brothers Grimm -
TOP SPEED: 230MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 1.2 TONS
0-60MPH: 4.2 SECONDS
The funereal funsters will deliver you
straight to hell in style with their
nitrous snorting hot-rod hearse.
Hammerhead -
TOP SPEED: 210MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 2.0 TONS
0-60MPH: 6.6 SECONDS
Hammy thinks he's a superhero, but
actually he's just another nut. He drives
his own twisted creation with demented
zeal.
Halfwit Harry -
TOP SPEED: 170MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 1.9 TONS
0-60MPH: 9.4 SECONDS
Harry will try to win at any cost, so he
can lavish the winnings on his pet pig,
Squealer. Best stay out of his way if you
can.
Ivan the Bastard -
TOP SPEED: 150MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 1.4 TONS
0-60MPH: 9.4 SECONDS
With a Ukraine-manufactured monster truck
and a Vodka-manufactured hangover, Ivan's
black mood makes him a dangerous
competitor.
Kutter -
TOP SPEED: 280MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 1.1 TONS
0-60MPH: 4.1 SECONDS
He takes great pleasure in causing pain,
and seems curiously keen to receive
punishment in return. Who are you to
argue?
wanda lust
top speed: 210mph
kerb weight: 1.1 tons
0-60mph: 6.7 seconds
she's mean, lean, and she's got a killing
machine. wanda's lust is primarily for
blood - yours.
juicy jones - 170mph 1.9 8.9
this man loves oranges, but because of his
ott suspension he tends to spill orange
juice everywhere.
otis p jivefunk - 180mph 1.8 7.7
king cool, the laidback lord lowriders is,
however, inclined turn into slavering
lunatic if cat gets it's paintwork
scratched.
psycho pitbull - 160mph 2.0 9.1
like rabid scrapyard dog, he'll come
baying your engine oil. catches you...
hamburger time.
screwie lewie -
TOP SPEED: 220MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 1.7
0-60MPH: 6.4
wacky
guy favors 'supercar/monster truck/light
aircraft/mole machine' mode transport.
he's about as insane they come.
burly shirley -
TOP SPEED: 170MPH
KERB WEIGHT: 1.9 TONS
0-60MPH: 9.4 SECONDS
halfwit harry's sister devoted squealer
pet pig (and has same single figure iq).
stella stunna - 230mph 1.0 4.5
stella's herself wired battery her super
sleek racer, she says it gives an extra
buzz... enough said.
stig o'sore - 150mph 11.6
stig knows that what car lacks in speed,
more than makes up strength durability.
thinks beautiful.
madam scarlett - 270mph 4.1 behind
wheel one fastest cars on circuit, she'll
take breath away... good.
ed 101 - 280mph 0.9 4.2
ed blew fuse went psycho. crazed android
stole prototype prized racing coupe order
cause high-speed carnage.
val hella - 1.3 5.5 self-crowned
queen race scene, chariot aptly equipped
with mounted blades.
vlad - 420mph 2.2
for vlad, not winning, taking apart
counts. this car's speed unbeatable...
just don't try corner it.
