Do cannibals get hungry one hour after eating a chinaman?
Why do you see pet dogs wearing sweaters but you never see a pet fish in bathing trunks?
If you were to use your carphone for phone sex, should you call from the backseat?
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
Does the average bird think tree houses are "birdhouses for the rich and famous"?
Can you get high from sniffing a dead horse?
How many people thought of the Post-it Note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
In juvenile court, instead of "mistrials," do they have "do-overs"?
How can you tell if a cartoon family's picture is a photo or a portrait?
Do onanists like to play strip solitaire?
Do you feed a boogie fever?
If a farmer forgets to shut one of his barn doors, should you tell him his zipper's open?
If a fetus is exposed to cellular phone waves, might it be born umbilical cordless?
At the risk of sounding paranoid, why is that P at the beginning of the word "psycho" always so darn silent?
Is there a group, like Alcoholics Anonymous, for people who abuse acronyms?If so, what do they call it for short?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
Instead of talking to your plants,if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Do those poker-playing dogs own paintings of humans playing fetch?
When sign makers go on strike, do they carry blank picket signs?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
If you cut a blind man's cane in half while he is sleeping, would he think he grew three feet over night?
Are ham radios available in the honey-cured variety?
What happens if a blind person is afraid of the dark?
Okay, so sticks and stones may break your bones but names can never hurt you. What if someone carved a name in stone and then threw it at you?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "PRACTICE"
Is there such a thing as a nudist ant colony?
Is a mute with the shakes considered a stutter?
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
Why don't they call moustaches "mouthbrows"?
If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hand with soap?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Technically, are women's birthday suits considered double-breasted?
What do you say to someone who asks if the gift you bought them is bigger then a breadbox, when the gift actually is a breadbox?
Instead of having to lick your fingers to turn each page of a book, why not just dunk one corner of the book in a bowl of water?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?
Why don't more masked robbers hold up ski lodges?
When a guillotine executioner takes a snapshot of someone, does he, out of habit, cut off the head?
To help improve there scores, why don't more people bowl during earthquakes?
Why is a dot when it's by itself just a dot, but when it's with other dots it suddenly becomes a polka dot?
How can there be self-help groups?
Where do forest rangers go to " Get away from it all "?
Why don't they make cookies with powdered milk so all you'd have to do is dunk them in water?
Since artificial insemination is self-imposed, should we say " the rabbit committed suicide "?
Could it be that boulders are really just statues of big rocks?
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
Why don't they just make food stamps edible?
Why did they make the word "dyslexia" so darn hard to read?
© 1998 ßïKê®ßðß
© 1998 ßïKê®ßðß