MARTHA STEWART IS SATAN!!!
MARTHA STEWART IS SATAN!!! she is the interior decorator of hell. All the torture devices are color coordinated and decorated to a hellous amount of oh-my-gosh-im-gonna-puke-because-of-too-many-flowers-and-pastel-colors. And to add to this steaming pile of SUCK she puts tassels on everything!!! LUCIFER I TELL YOU, LUCIFER!!!