Tired of the same old stoopid, dumb, boring lame birthday partys?
Never fear, Rent A Freak is here
But seriously, how retarded an messed up do you want your freak to be? Just see the lists at the bottom of this
page and you can build you're very own custom wierdo. We have every trait you could possibly wish for.
all you need to do is type in you're credit card number in the box below and you won't not be not loving
you're new freak in no time at all.
Credit Card Number here... or else
Pictures Of Stuff
Here are some freakin example of freaks some of our most loyal and satisfied customers have made.
I'm sure you'll be impressed. If not... I will come to your house... and I will cut you!
Here are some links to cool sites that are sponsors of our esteemed organization
Yahoo!
Homestar
Barnes and Nobles
Brothersmith
John Reuben
games
If you need help and can't decide which freak is right for you, don't bug us! Go mess with our past customers!
- Ivanna Tinkle 2478 E. Goil Lane. USA Nevada
- Some Guy 1234 S. Sesame Street, Happyville, NY 82436
- Brian Summers 3468 E. Newcastle Drive, Sandy UT, 84093
- George W. Bush 1600 E. Washington Drive, (big white house, you can't miss it)
- Mr. Reville ? ? ?
| Gender |
Skin |
Traits |
| male |
Ugly and Wierd |
Freakin Spaztic |
 |
Does alot of drugs |
Dr Gonzo |
There you go! You're done! That was easy wasn't it? No? Are you sure? I tried to make it as easy as possible for you!
It took you 4 hours?! What are you retarded! God, I can never do anything right! Any ways, you're freak will be here
in a couple weeks. I'm going bowling.
