My Trip to D.C.

Lately I went on a 5-day school trip to Washington D.C. I'm going to vent my anger now.

National Cathedral

• Boring
• I'm never going in there again without a bomb!
• Run by old, religeous assholes

Security Checkpoints

• It's fun to buy one of those switchblade combs and watch the guard's face when it goes through the metal detector
• Sprite
• 7-Up