Randomness



Here, read these:

• Money solves everything
  
• Has anyone ever told you the apple doesnt fall far from the tree??...sorry but I'm not a freakin apple ! !
  
• The answer to every question is I dont give a crap. Try it sometime!
  
• Everyone is Billy
  
• "Gimme a happy meal over here in 2 seconds or your dead!" - Thorin/ IT the Clown
  
• "I said, Yes, gimme the balloon!!!" -Andres
  
• "I found a robin's egg" - Derek
  
• "Your car looks like a shark" - Spencer
  
• That's how its done
  
• "Your not cool... unless.. you pee your pants " - Adam Sandler 8-)
  
• "Grood... i mean good... and great, great and good." - Teen Girl Squad
  
• What is this.?.!.,.( 66.137.70.132 )
  
• Shut up Poogaloo is dead
  
• Take that fo lunch
  
• "Useless, everyone of you!!! " - Stewie Griffin
  
• "It tastes like....Burning. " - Ralph Wiggam
  
• "It tastes like Grandma." "Lemme see that...It does taste like Grandma! " - Ralph Wiggam and Officer Wiggam
  
• Dont forget to bury the hot dogs before you eat um
  
• NOTE!!
  
• How bout i kick your ane right in the head
  
• "Ha Ha, I'm turning you into poo." - Chris Griffin
  
• "I don't wanna go to my room. There's and evil monkey in my closet." - Chris Griffin
  
• If you could erase the past... what kind of eraser would you use? Where would you get it...tell me!
  
• "Whatcha got there sport?" "A apple." - Dennis the Menace
  
• "Who likes my boots?....How bout you?" - Thorin
  
• "Ah, my favorite citizen Hobo Bill." - Grant
  
• BB Gun Wars are definite peent but watch for cops; i hate cops! End of Story
  
• "Senior Citizens, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose." - Loyd Christmas
  
• "Good Lie" - Nathan
  
• " You're all dead! Dead, Dead, Dead!!" "Phew, Its okay... He thinks we're zombies." - Peter Griffin
  
• "CAUSE I DON'T REALLY GIVE A DUNT!!!!" - Andy
  
• Here's my sandbox. I'm not allowed in the deep end. - Ralph Wiggam
  
• Asian + Blue hair = Anime Trent
  
• "Beowulf " 'I chew at least 3 Nicarettes an hour and just 4 cups of coffee every morning' "It's because you're black." 'We have 2 black guys and a mexican in here!' 'I might get plastered on my birthday.' - Dr. Everidge
  
• "I won, I won !" "No, Ralph this means you're failing English." "Me fail English? Thats unpossible." - Ralph Wiggam and Skinner
  
• "Tina, you fat lard, come eat your dinner!" - Napoleon Dynomite
• Hey Lizzy, listen to Incubus Morning View Track Number 5...Its how I feel about you!
  Maroon 5 !!! - Kevin Smith
• YOU'RE DEAD !!!!
• 'One time we were down by 42 and then in the 3rd quater we came back and won by 83 to 42!' ' Hey, dont tell anyone this but, I'm really 20. I got kicked off the baseball team cause they said I was too old.' "Hey can I get a ride home? I'll pay you $10 a week. PLEASE!" 'Promise you wont tell anyone but, during New Years I got drunk with my uncles. Yeah, my Mom is really mad at me. Dont worry as long as I love Jesus it will all be ok !' - Okmulgee