"Oh shit man, where'd the road go man!" -Kerry- *Kerry thinking the ride home was a 'video game'*
"Where are we? I can hear burgers." -Holly- *Holly drunk*
"Mr Brailsford... The swamp ate my shoe!" -Nic- *On snow camp we came across swamp*
"Okay, who would ever wear that... except if they were in a cage." -Lucy- *Commenting on someones clothing*
"Cause thats my opinion, and my opinion dominates." -Amberley-
"What? Its not like its a penis." -Libby- *Katie investigates Libbys drawings*
"Its such a romantic view - lets all have romantic pashes!" -Joy- *Joy enjoys the view from the hills*
"Boy + boy + boy + boy + boy = maggots?" -Kerry- *Talking about a flat full of boys*
"I dont have my I.D., I cant dance, I can only fuck" -Holly- *When her I.D.'s were taken off her*
"My Dad likes motorbikes and stuff." -Tammy- *Mocking Beau*
"Grow an imagination pencil-hore." -Nick- *Coming up with insults*
"Is the correct answer... cucumber!?" -John- *Not listening to the question"
"Farewell you foul disgusting rat, I shall not miss thee." -Koren- *Korens 'last words'*
"Do you know whats gonna be sad about university?... Its not gonna be like dead man on campus." -Louisa- *Having a thoughtful moment*
"Mrs Lancaster, I'd rather suck cock in hell." -Tim- *Tim being asked if he was coming back to english*
"I dont know if you should breed, James." -Koren- *James wants to have children*
"I wish you would die." -Bear- *Typical comeback*
"I give it a good five minutes before it blows up" -Laura- *Talking about an abandoned van*
"....but I dont wanna be Jesus" -Greg- *Trying to get out of his shift*
"Whats this place... Swannanoa? What sort of place is Swannanoa, thats almost as bad as Waddington" -John- *When we drove around the country side*
"WADDINGTON!?!?!" -Beau- *When we came across Waddington*
"Some Lion King fan YOU are" -John- *Accusing Bear*
"I parked my tree under a car" -Kerry- *A moment of distraction*
"I'm allowed to have a chochole freklet" -Libby- *Mixing up words*
"Drugs sex are ok...but rock n roll outta the question" -John- *his mums policies*
"I have an idea, after this we can watch Court devour some cheese" -Geoff- *In an Arnold Schwarzenegger type voice*
"I was gonna come round bout an hour ago" -Kerry- "You prolly would have been lit on fire by the dragons" -Beau- "Hmmm good thing I didn't then huh" -Kerry-
"I don't like having a lot of it, I'm a man of moderation" -Jayden- *In an Indian Resteraunt*
"I know, I like being disgusting" -Greg- *Proving Louisa's point*
"Wanna do something at the other end then?..." -Amos- *Drunkenly mixing things up*
"I'm drunk and I'm a chainsaw, but you don't see me bragging" -Beau- *Preaching the virtues of modesty*
"I didn't mean hit him, I meant scare him... by hitting him* -Court- *Typical Court logic"
"Give mud, saves knives... Rhyme is fun!" -John- *When Libby was giving blood at University*
"Why penis-bo... Ohhhh" -Laura- *Asking why someone was refering to Beau as 'penis-beau' hahaha*
"Beau your a terrible doorstop" -Geoff-
"It contracts like a xylephone... Wait..." -Jamie- *Trying to think of an analogy for the kitten*
"Oh, oh, OH thats a penis..." -Libby- *Aproaching a large metal sculpture*
"John, I'll give you NOTHING if you eat this wad of paper" -Beau- *Beaus bribing skills are lacking a litte*
"I think smoking is hot" -John- *Winding Danni up*
"Kind of like Islam, you know how they believe that Judaism and Christianity were once 'valid' religions, but that Mohammad is God's final prophet, kind of like... I... I really don't know where I'm going with this" -Libby- *Forgetting the point learned during class at Uni*
"It feels like its going to taste yum" -Beau- *Buttering his toast*
"You know what, I just really don't like ugly people" -Kylie- *When she first met someone*
*Fire alarm sounds, everyone leaves Marco Polo...* "Marco Polo are you clear?" -Firewarden- "Yiiip" -Employee- "Wheres your boss?!?" -Firewarden- "Ah, in the kitchen" -Employee- "WHAT? Thats not clear at all!" -Firewarden-
"Are you drunk? You probably think that Shaq is the best basketball player... Oh god, you do" -John- *Arguing with Tawhai*
"Im just sour" -Laura- *Lamenting about her situation*
"Yeah well if I had octopi I wouldn't even be talking to you" -John- *Wanting to buy some angst*
"I was boosting it and this lady wouldn't let me in, so I boosted some more... I only popped a tyre" -Court- *Courts famous logic*
"If I have to drink this through a straw you're not coming upstairs to my imaginary lounge" -Brendon- *When being threatened*
"She's like a block, an attractive block" -Holly- *Trying to describe someone*
"Roses are red, and Holly is sexy, I want to eat mushy peas with her" -Joy- *Attempting to create a love poem*
"Well I see ass, hurry up. Just get the damn mcmuffins Holly. We're looking for robot mcmuffins" -John- *holding Holly up to search for the robot mcmuffins*
"That box is neither robot nor edible" -John- *When they didn't find the robot mcmuffins*
"I'm in love with a gay man who doesn't know if he's a plant or a human" -Joy- *Love troubles?*
"No, no, seriously... Is that cake good to go?" -Geoff- *When the mind wanders to more important things*
"OW!... Gimme that!" -Laura- *Expecting the culprit to hand the weapon over so she can get revenge*
"Me and my liver have an understanding" -Holly- *Attempting to describe why her liver will be okay*
*Silence* "God damn Canadians and their Canadianism" -Josh- *Random outburst by Josh*
"She consumed my ring somehow... Oh now, there it is" -Laura- *Thinking her kitten had eaten her ring*
"I am Mem-dor, fear my Quantum plastic" -Beau- *A random note he left on a memo pad*
"And she tucks them into her scarf.., belt I mean" -Andy- *Too drunk to even critisize someone's dress sense*
"I'm part of Geddis' fan club!" -Geoff- *Trying to contradict us*
"I could go get some scroggsie with coggsie!" -Joy- *All excited about Beau coming over so she can get some scoggin*
"Ever since I was a young boy I've had the ability to see penises where there aren't any" -Andy- *Talking about phallic shaped objects*
"Would you pronounce that vokka-yak or voukka-yak?" -Laura- "Ah... Vok-kayak." -Libby-
"I can like, swim in your stuff" -Geoff- *Examining Lauras room*
"I'm not a racist, I just like racist jokes, does that make me a bad person?" -Andy- "Yes." -John-
"Oh man, I gotta wake up at some sorta hour tomorow..." -Henry- *Lamenting about going on holiday*
"John would you be a darlin' and share your harddrive?" -Andy- *Sweet-talking John*
"He's really gorging himself there... I'm hungry" -Beau- *When we were watching porn*
"I'm a five-star all-state beat box champion" -Josh- *Flaunting his skills*
"Kinky wooden leg... Yar!" -Henry- *Talking about kinky pirate type-things*
"I'm the curry expert!" -Laura- *Enjoying spreading her knowledge of curry*
"That corners a doozy!" -Geoff- *Playing a game*
"Ew you evil wench for making me drink that" -Kimberley- *After drinking awful wine*
"Hey theres two chicks in that car and an odd looking one in the back, oh god thats a guy!" -Henry- *Talking about himself*
"Yeah, I'd do it, it'd kind of be like charity work" -Annie- *Talking about handicap sex*
"Technically, if it was 1985 Nick would be dead because black people weren't politically correct in 1985" -Mark- *Technically speaking of course*
"Babies are n00bs" -Henry- *Henry's thoughts on babies*
"What, what are we looking at?" -Henry- *When we were looking at his doppleganger*
"So are we putting both our slabs in there at the same time?... oh." -Andy- *Realising what he was saying too late*
"So I was climbing and I got to the first story and I remembered I'm afraid of heights!" -Louisa- *After climbing in a frame of a house*
"Libby... What have I told you about the propaganda machine?" -John- "*sigh* I'm a cog" -Libby-
"I said bolts nor balls" -Libby- "Bolts, balls, whats the difference?" -Andy- "Nuts I guess" -Libby-
"Inca doesn't like cars, she's a cat" -Libby- "She's a boy-racer!" -Henry- "Girl-racer" -Libby- "Cat" -John- "......racer" -Henry-
"Libby, anything of any use ever made was made by a man" -Andy- "..........................oh, I'm sorry... that was just me not caring." -Libby-
"This pretty much explains my life, it's just water, then every now and again a shark goes past" -Micky- *watching a little animation on a phone*
"It was a raging failure" -Helen- *Discussing an ENSOC event*
"We had the meanest circle jerk aye" -Henry- *winding people up*
"I'd rather be syphilis than vice syphilis" -Andy- *renaming roles in a card game*
"You're a classy freak Geoffrey, and thats what we love" -Andy- *Trying to reassure Geoff's new choice in outfit*
"I can beat children with my feet. I think it's called kicking." -Niel- *A moment of inspiration*
"You remind me of a hot preteen, because you look rapeable" -Andy- *Commenting on Henry's choice of clothes*
"No.. you can't lecture a drunk child." -Libby- *Stating the point and agreeing with Kimberley's story*
"Yeeeah, speak the proper english, you like it." -Chloe- *Laughing at Euan's fixation on a customer*
"Just picture a tooth with muscley arms on its.. tooth hips, cape blowing in the wind, thats my teeth" -Beau- *Describing the effect of fluoride on teeth*
"I was a consummate good child" -Andrew- "You just didn't want the shit beaten out of you by your Dad" -Laura- *Shocked silence.. then laughter*
"Everyone loves them, unless you have big ones!" -Holly- *In a discussion about breasts*
"It's not smog that covers Christchurch. It's hate." -Chloe- *venting about the populace of Christchurch*
"Glasmic!" -Laura- "How would you define glasmic?" -Libby- *Libby and Laura make faces trying to define 'Glasmic'* "So basically, a good looking retard." -Josh- *Josh sums it up*
"We all shnug shnoo in here?" -Josh- *Commenting on the snugness of the tent*
"You did it again!" -Libby- "I was demonstrating!" -Jeremy-
"Theres nothing wrong with looking like a twat" -Briar- *Wearing a pink cowboy hat*
"One thing leads to another and the next thing you know there is a dog in the spa" -John- *Describing a 'good' party*
"I'm eloping with your knee" -Jeremy- *Breaking the news to Libby*
"You're a hobo Neil" -Henry- "Hobosexual!" -Neil- *Correcting Henry*
"Life begins at a yardie" -Josh- *Describing the coming-of-age tradition*
"Fucking Ninjas, fucking tiny Ninjas!" -Matt- *Playing Mario Soccer*
"Aww, I can't make my eye poke out and attack yours" -Jeremy- *Attempting mayhem*