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• BLONDE JOKES º ~ º I knew a blonde that was so stupid that:
• She called me to get my phone number. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ::::::: concentrate!
• She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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• She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. She tripped over a cordless phone.
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• She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She asked for a price check at the Pound Shop. She studied for a blood test. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
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• When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said Airport Left she turned around and went home. She thought General Motors was in the army.
• She thought Boyz II Men was a day care centre. At the bottom of an application where it says Sign here: she wrote Sagittarius. She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Under education on her job application, she put Hooked On Phonics.
• She told me to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK. She sold the car for gas money. She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
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• She had a shirt that said TGIF, which she thought stood for This Goes In Front. She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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• Bored yet?
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• The Blonde Painter
• A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde Jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...
• You'll love this...
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• For best results, put on two coats!!!!

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