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The scene opens up inside of the hotel room where Jaymz had been staying for the Code Red last night. He was packing the rest of his things into his bag, about to go home for a few days before he had to leave again for Collision. Collision was going to be an event, traveling to places that he never cared to go. If he wanted to go to New Foundland, then he would go on his own...But nnooo, the PWF has to drag his happy-ass over there. Jaymz wasn’t even sure he knew where New Foundland was, ..wasn’t it in Canada? He hoped not. As fast as he was concerned, Canada was the cause of all the worlds problems. Blame Canada. For everything. When he thought of Canada, he thought of the South Park Movie. He thought they did a good job of portraying Canada, and that was even more reason not to go over there. He got everything he had inside of his bag and double checked the room. There was one more thing that he had to get, he didn’t forget about it. He leaned down and pulled something out from under the bed, some kind of case. He took it over to the small table where the sun was shining in from the window. He opened up the case, you almost had to shield your eyes from the gold glow from inside. It was one half of the Tag Team belts, Zaslaw had wanted to keep it for Jaymz, afraid he might do something stupid and mess it up, ..or lose it.

He didn’t even bother talking to Zaslaw last night; apparently Underground still hadn’t found Mike What’s-his-name yet. Jaymz had to show Mike what happens when you skipped town on Zaslaw. He ran his hand over his newly-won Title, admiring it for a moment. It had been several years since he held a Title, it hadn’t taken him long to win one once he got back into the ring, They won the Titles in only their third matches in the PWF.Jaymz was just ready to get back home for a few days. That was another problem that he had, it was hard for him to sleep on the road. He found it was easier the longer he was in this business, but now it was like starting all over again, he had to fight himself just to go to sleep last night...He forgot to take his sleeping pills with him when he came here, he knew that had been a mistake. He also knew he had been doing weird shit at nighttime that he wasn’t aware of. Now this was something that he couldn't tell Zaslaw about, There is no way that man could find out something like this, he would have him committed all over again. Committed. Jaymz had almost forgotten about that, anger raged inside of him. He tried to let it go, even the other day when Zaslaw came over to his house, he ignored it…

But honestly, he could have gotten up and killed him for that he was so mad. But he couldn't do that to Zaslaw. Alexander had done a lot for him, given him many opportunities and chances. So, Zaslaw did one thing he didn't like, so what? …And well, maybe it did help him a little bit, but not much. What was wrong with Jaymz couldn't be corrected, in fact, the wreck had only made it worse. At times he was ok, but then there were the other times…His kind would wander and let him refuse to sleep for days. Occasionally he didn't know dreams from reality…But somehow, in the end.. everything always turned out ok. But it was hard to get over, those times of his life had been hell. It was just something that you learned to cope with. He got on the Hotel phone and dialed home, he wanted to check his messages.. Make sure that nothing happened to Vadim in the last few days. The computer voice on the other end told him that he had one new message, he pushed the speakerphone button to listen while he put his shoes on, the recording said

You have one new message on February tenth two thousand and six **beep** HEY!!! HEY YOU SONOFABITCH!!!

Yup. That was his neighbor, Kyle Frasier. He knew he would get a call from him

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TAKE A SHIT IN MY CAR??? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THAT? HUH???? HUH???? DO YA??? YOU JUST WAIT TILL YOU GET BACK IN TOWN YOU SONOFABITCH**click**

You have no more new messages. Thank you.

So Kyle was a little mad, well that’s just too damn bad isn’t it? He had asked hi nicely several times to not let his dog do his business in Jaymz' yard. Frasier didn’t listen, so why does he even think he had room to complain? Jaymz got his stuff together and walked out the room, He closed the door, turned around and looked down the hall. his eyes got wide with what he saw. All up and down the hallway, written in blood was "Butch Parker" ...no way. He didn’t do that,... did he? No. He couldn’t have. He had a hard time sleeping, but he wasn’t sleepwalking last night was he...he scratched the side of his arm for no reason, and when he did pain rushed up the side.. He pulled the sleeve of his shirt up and looked at his arm.. there was a huge gash, that apparently fixed up himself last night. He quickly put his sleeve back down, there were people all over the place looking at the mess in the hallway. He quickly made his way down the hall to the Elevator and down into the main lobby. He returned his key to the lady at the front desk and quickly walked out the door and got into the Tahoe and sat there for a moment…

What in the hell had he done last night??? Who else was going to do something like that to the hotel wall, and plus he had the huge gash in his arm. He was a little worried at this point, at least nobody had seen him…If they had he would be in trouble by now. It was ok, nobody knew that “Jaymz” was staying at the Hotel. …Always goes by his fake name and stays at places that are least likely to have younger people around, …less people to know him… He pulled out of the parking lot.


What was this? Week number three? The third week in a row that we told our opponents, over and over and over that they were going to lose. What surprised me this week was some, I cant say all, of our opponents. They came out here talking all this trash, telling us how good that they were and all this other crap. But did they really even listen to the things that we had to say to them? First off, Nick Shaw and this Austin guy were no challenge at all. It was like I said last week, I think the PWF jsut threw them in there for a little extra fun...because that is all that they were. They brought no challenge to the table, we both saw that those two were unprepared and not ready for this match, hell, they never even aired a promo...So how concerned were they? Then we had Chris Mason and Dozer. Now these two came out with a big mouth just looking for trouble, and they found it. HEY DOZER!!!??? What happened to being "unbeatable?", what happened to being "the baddest SOB in the Business?" You came out here will all this cocky arrogant talk, like I did...But could you back it up!? Did you come down to the ring and act out those big words?? NO! You had to eat them, you had to stuff every little piece of shit talk you spoke back in your mouth.

Save it for another time Dozer, save it for someone who you can actually beat. You may be the "baddest", Dozer. But not in the sense that you would like, you were bad.. Bad in the the ring, horrible actually. We told all four of you that we came here to win the Gold, we came here to stake our claim in the PWF as the Best. So how do you feel about that now Mason? How did you feel getting beat bytwo "Rookies?" Maybe you will have a better choice of words for us the next time around if we meet. A Rookie would learn something in the ring from a performance, ..and I think it just so happened that YOU and Dozer were the ones who got shown a thing or two, ..Rookies. You were dealing with veterans of the ring, and both of you had to learn that he hard way. Am I sorry? No. I'm pleased. I'm pleased that the next time we meet, you will know what to expect, you will know that were not Rookies, and you will know that ...yes, we will beat you again. Crazy J and I are the Tag Team champs, and is there a Tag Team that can strip us of those Titles? Hhmm, if there is.. I sure as hell don’t see 'em. Were open to any challenge, who will step up to us in the ring and try and take our Titles away?? I don’t see any volunteers.

...Don’t matter anyway, were already booked for matches this week...and I get Butch Parker. “The One Tarter Sauce Army.” Now here is a guy, who I would imagine thinks he’s on top of the world at this point and time. He’s coming off a big win and thinking that he can take out two Zero Tolerance members back to back. Ya know, it just don't happen that way. You may have gotten the best of Erik last week, but to win two in a row, …I don't think that has happened yet by one person. I wont let you be the first, and you can count on that Parker. Can’t you come up with your own things to say? Did you take notes when Erik’s promos were on last week? I see that you’re a double standard kind of guy. So last week Erik’s quote that you took, was saying the small guy would win, ..and since you were the bigger guy you didn't like that and told him he was wrong. So wait!!! Now YOU’RE the smaller guy , so OH!!! That doesn’t apply now! What is that all about? You’re so fast and quick, huh? So you think that you have some kind of huge advantage on me just because your shorter? Who said you were fast? …See, you underestimate me Parker. I don't make a living in this business for losing and making frequent Emergency Room trips.. You can tell me that I'm slow and all that, I’ve heard it a thousand times, but you are just like all the others.

I'm back in singles competition this week and its time to continue the steps I take more Gold back home to Zero Tolerance. You are just a small step in the path Parker, and you can talk about scientists dividing organism’s in a droplet of water, I’d rather talk about popin your head like a grape and countin the droplet of blood, ..not water. See Parker, I'm not going to come out here and talk about castles and scientists, I'm not out here to play around. I’m here to tell you how its gonna be. I'm here to tell you whats going to happen, and you can spare me all the stupid correlation bullshit between this match and everything else. No, I’m no castle that you think you can take apart from the inside out, and like Ive already told you, ..your not that much faster or more agile than me…your not a 5’11” guy that's going to jump all over the ring. ..And that's fine if you do, because I’ll catch you. …And once that happens, its all over. So come on out to the ring and do your little flips and everything, I wont be the one who is worn down so I don't understand what you mean by that…I’ll just be walking around in a circle watching you try to flip and jump all over the place, thinking somehow that's going to get the best of me.

…So I'm just a bump in the road, huh? So what road are you headed down, …you didn't see the sign “Dead End.” And now, ..well, you’ve managed to wander just a little to far. I'm the one sitting at the end of the road for you, you can call me that little bump, …but back here in the shadows everything kinda looks strange…Come over here and look at this bump in the road. Walk on down and see what you have gotten yourself into. Parker, what you don't realize is that after this match there will be a lot of pain…So much pain infact, that you might reconsider sliding razor blades under your fingernails instead of getting into the ring with me again. So this is just something hard that you will have to learn the first time, I mean…we all make mistakes don't we? I’ve made my share of mine within my long career. I cant wait to get into the ring with you Parker, to get you up into the Silence and slam you back down to the mat and claim the win. You don't know what is coming for you One Man Tarter Sauce, in a few days you get your chance at this little “bump in the road”


Scene fades to black as Jaymz drove down the street. He had alot of thinking to do in the next few days before he went to New Foundland.