Sorry I can't talk now, I have a toe in my mouth!

MEET WRYEL, THE LORD OF THE REALM

WHAT CAN I SAY? I SUCK!!
CHECK OUT THE WRINKLES. THEY'RE TICKLISH TOO!

Yeah, I bet you'd like to know more about me. You and every law-enforcement agency on the planet (and at least one not on the planet...)

I couldn't be who I am if I didn't know how to be nobody, so don't waste your time looking anywhere on the net for my personal details. I don't see any reason to share my profits with any particular government, so I'm not a citizen of anywhere. As far as any bureaucracy knows, I just don't exist.

So, what am I? If you're looking for the average cracking or fence work, look somewhere else. Nothing about me is average, and in this world, you always get what you pay for. And to ALL of you women, if you have pretty feet I'll be after YOU!!!