Kerbourchard vs. Mr. Grimm (TWF DEATH MATCH!!!)
Joey B. - What a return for TWF!!! Tonight's first match is going to be a DEATH MATCH!!!
MJ. - And for those of you who don't know what kind of match that is I'll be happy to explain. The ring has a box of DEATH!!! On each side of the ring! One box is just chuck full of shiney Thumbtacks!!! The second is overflowing with shards of glass!!! The third is stuffed full of old razors!! And last but surely not least! The last is rigged with explosives!!!! {crowd cheers***** apparently seeing no risk to themselves?}
Joey B. - And now for the match!!! On his way to the ring at this time, a member of The Walking Drum, Kerbourchard!!! (crowd cheers **)
[Marching drums play as Kerbourchard makes his way to the ring. ]
Joey B. - and his opponent, a so called member of The Hardkore Society, and one half of the TWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! Mr. Grimm!!! (crowd cheers *************)
["I WILL KILL YOU ALL!" Bursts out of the speakers as Hardkore Music plays and Mr. Grimm rides his motorcycle down to the ring. Bengly checks Kerbourchard's boots and knee pads. Bengly checks Mr. Grimm's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) Kerbourchard uses a closed fist on Mr. Grimm. Kerbourchard with a drop-toe hold on Mr. Grimm. Kerbourchard stands up. Mr. Grimm back to his feet. Mr. Grimm bounces off the ropes and catches Kerbourchard with a foot to his gut. Mr. Grimm grabs Kerbourchard's head and DDT's him on the mat. ]
John Hall - Grimm is making a come back early in the match!
[Mr. Grimm is up again. Mr. Grimm executes the sleeperhold on Kerbourchard. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Mr. Grimm tightens the hold. ... Kerbourchard trys to escape. Mr. Grimm breaks the hold. ]
Joey B. - What's Grimm thinking!!! Winning with a sleeperhold would defeat the entire purpose the DEATH MATCH!!
[Mr. Grimm whips Kerbourchard into the corner. Kerbourchard falls on his butt. Mr. Grimm with a Bronco Buster on Kerbourchard! Mr. Grimm chants start. ]
MJ. - I wish every match could be like this!
Joey B. - Faggat!
MJ. - WHAT!?!?!
[Mr. Grimm parades for the fans. Kerbourchard climbs to his feet. Kerbourchard bounces Mr. Grimm off the ropes and clotheslines him. Mr. Grimm is up again. Kerbourchard punches Mr. Grimm in the head. Kerbourchard gets sidewalk slammed by Mr. Grimm. Mr. Grimm chants start. Grimm flexes for the crowd! Kerbourchard stands up. Mr. Grimm drags Kerbourchard to the floor next to the box of glass. Mr. Grimm with a drop-toe hold on Kerbourchard sends Kerbourchard face first into the glass covered floor!! Mr. Grimm is up again. Mr. Grimm runs in and leg drops Kerbourchard. Shards of glass are flying everywhere!! Kerbourchard is covered in blood. MJ. looks at Joey B., wipes some sweat from his forehead and sighs with relief. Mr. Grimm rolls Kerbourchard back into the ring. Mr. Grimm grabs Kerbourchard's head and DDT's him on the mat. Mr. Grimm chants start. Mr. Grimm is up again. Mr. Grimm executes the sleeperhold on Kerbourchard. Referee Bengly is checking for a count out. ... Kerbourchard is barely fighting the hold. ... ... Mr. Grimm tightens the hold. ... ... ... Kerbourchard trys to escape. ... ... ... Kerbourchard is out cold!!!
Joey B. - WHAT!!?!! What about the DEATH!!!! ... *sigh* :-( The winner of this match, Mr. Grimm.. (crowd cheers *******)
Solaris vs. The Rookie (Hardkore Match)
Joey B. - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Solaris!!! (crowd boos )
[AHHHH!!!!!!!!! My God Solaris is beating up fans with a hockey stick, Solaris climbs over the railing to the walkway OH MY! Now he's running by smacking the fans with his hockey stick.. what this he is now in the ring he opens a bag to reveal dozens of hockey sticks and he is now throwing them out to the blood thirsty fans!!! ]
Joey B. - and his opponent, The Rookie!!!
[The Rookie runs to the ring. Solaris walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Solaris runs and tackles The Rookie. Solaris punches him in the head until blood begins pouring profusely from The Rookie. Solaris tosses The Rookie over the rope into the fans. ]
MJ. - Solaris is tearing The Rookie apart!
[The fans rip The Rookie to shreds as the beat the leaving daylights out of him with their hockey sticks!! Solaris pulls his scythe out from under the ring!!! ]
John Hall - What is Solaris Thinking!!!!
[The Rookie manages to get free from the fans, but....]
John Hall - May The Rookie rest in peace... 
Grim Jake vs. Cero (Hardkore Match) {Tag Team Title Shot Match} [Main Event]
Joey B. - This match is a Hardkore Match! On his way to the ring at this time, a former member of The New Age Outsiders and one half of the Walking Drum, Cero!!!
[Hardrock drum music blairs out the speakers as Cero makes his way to the ring. ]
Joey B. - and his opponent, from Parts Unknown, he is one of the TWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! Grim Jake!!!
["How Can I Live" by Ill Nino plays as Grim Jake strides to the ring, barking. Bengly checks Cero's boots and knee pads. Bengly checks Jake's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) Just as Mr. Bengly gets out of the way, Cero runs in and hits Jake with a spinning elbow. ]
John Hall - Cero is after those titles!!!
[Grim Jake is up again. Jake knifehand chops Cero. Grim hits Cero with a heart punch. Grim with a headbutt on Cero. Cero grabs hold of Jake and executes a German suplex on Grim Jake. Cero climbs to his feet. Grim Jake gets back to his feet. Cero punches Grim Jake in the head pushing him back into the corner. ]
MJ. - Cero is giving it his all!!
[Cero and Grim Jake lock up. Cero kicks Grim in the abs and stomps him repeatedly into the corner.]
John Hall - Grim Jake looks like he wasn't expecting such a fight out of the little man Cero!
[Cero puts Grim Jake on the top rope and executes a superplex. Cero quickly to his feet. Cero with a pin! Mr. Bengly makes the count! ...1 ...2 ... NO!! Grim Jake just kicks out!]
Joey B. - Grim Jake is still in there!
[Cero from behind lifts Jake with a German suplex, followed by another and another. Cero pushes Grim Jake out to the floor. ]
John Hall - I wish every match could be like this!
[Cero grabs a chair and swings it at Grim Jake. Cero clobbers Jake over the head with the chair. Grim Jake stumbles around. Cero wacks across Jake's back with the chair. Jake falls to his knees. Cero with the final blow nails Jake right across the top of his skull!! Jake is out. Cero throws the chair down at Jake. ]
John Hall - Jake looks in for it! Cero is just being brutal out there!
[Cero rolls back into the ring. Cero climbs to the top turnbuckle!! (crowd cheers****) Cero with a high flying Cero Degree Splash!!! on Grim Jake. Mr. Bengly counts the pin! ...1 ...2 ...3!
Joey B. - The winner of this match and now number one contender of the TWF TAG TEAM TITLES, Cero!!!
John Hall - No doubt there will be revenge!
TCO - p.s. sorry I switched the gimmicks around for the first two match.. I think it came out alright though..
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