Nick Perez vs. Nick Perez? (Non-Title Match) (Standard Match)
Joey B. - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, accompanied by Censor, Nick Perez!!!
[Nick Perez is dragged to the ring screaming by Censor and then tossed in to his opponent. ]
Joey B. - and his opponent, accompanied by Censor, Nick Perez?!!!
[Censor returns to the back and drags another Nick Perez? To the ring? Bengly checks Nick Perez's boots and knee pads. Nick Perez? tests out the ropes. (ring, ring, ring) Nick Perez screams his head off and tries to run away. Nick Perez screams his head off and tries to run away. Nick Perez sends Nick Perez? to ringside. They fight into the aisle. (...3) Nick Perez hits Nick Perez? with The Checkmate!? Nick Perez? pops up from the sad DDT. Nick Perez hits Nick Perez? with The Checkmate!? Nick Perez? pops up from the sad DDT. (....4) Nick Perez screams his head off and tries to run away. Nick Perez screams his head off and tries to run away. (.....5) Nick Perez hits Nick Perez? with The Checkmate!? Nick Perez? pops up from the sad DDT. Nick Perez screams his head off and tries to run away. (......6) ]
Joey B. - Nick Perez'll be counted out.
MJ. - How can you commentary this match with out being totally ashamed of yourself?
[Nick Perez screams his head off and tries to run away. Nick Perez hits Nick Perez? with The Checkmate!? Nick Perez? pops up from the sad DDT. (.......7) Nick Perez hits Nick Perez? with The Checkmate!? Nick Perez? pops up from the sad DDT. Nick Perez hits Nick Perez? with The Checkmate!? Nick Perez? pops up from the sad DDT. (........8) Nick Perez screams his head off and tries to run away. Nick Perez screams his head off and tries to run away. Nick Perez goes to the ring. (.........9)(...........10).
Joey B. - The winner of this match, Nick Perez!!!?
MJ. - Of course you mean Mirageen.
Joey B. - No! I'm pretty sure that was the original.
MJ. - Trust me. Mirageen would never lose to Nick Perez. Or anyone else for that matter.
Joey B. - Well, I still say I kept a pretty close eye@#!$@#
MJ. - You know TCO hates him right.
Joey B. - Good point. The winner of this match, Mirageen!!!
[Both Nick Perez's run to the back crying over their lost victory.]
The Walkers vs. The Double C Batteries (Non-Title Match)
Joey B. - This match is a Standard Tag match. On their way to the ring at this time, The Walkers!!!
[You hear the sound of Marching Drums fill up the arena but the sound of Marching Drums quickly turns to rock music as Cero and Kerbourchard run to the ring. ]
Joey B. - and their opponents, the team of The Double C Batteries.
[Canada's National Anthem plays as Colton gives Chad a pigmy back ride to the ring. Colton walks around the ring. Cero tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) Colton punches Cero repeatedly. ]
MJ. - Big Man! Big Punches!
[Colton uppercuts Cero. ]
Joey B. - Uppercut!
[Cero makes the tag to Kerbourchard. Kerbourchard uses a closed fist on Colton. Kerbourchard bounces Colton off the ropes and clotheslines him. Colton climbs to his feet. Colton catches Kerbourchard with an inverted back breaker. ]
John Hall - It looks like Colton could take on the Walkers by himself!
[Colton climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt but Kerbourchard rolls out of the way. Colton hits the mat hard! Colton climbs to his feet. ]
John Hall - Did you see that?
MJ. - Oh yeah! Colton is a monster!
[Kerbourchard tags Cero. Colton tackles and begins punching Cero. Cero is back on his feet. Cero makes the tag to Kerbourchard. Kerbourchard kicks Colton where the sun don't shine! Kerbourchard and Cero doublesuplex Colton. Kerbourchard is back on his feet. Colton gets back to his feet. Colton tags in Chad. Chad clotheslines Kerbourchard. Colton clotheslines Cero. Colton climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Kerbourchard. ]
Joey B. - That one didn't miss!
[Kerbourchard tags Cero. They lockup. Chad sends Cero to the ropes. Cero bounces back and slides under Chad. Cero from behind hits Chad with a German suplex. Still locked in Cero hits Chad with another German suplex! And another! ]
MJ. - Cero with a Triple German Suplex on Chad!
[Cero is back on his feet. Cero goes for a pin. Referee Bengly makes the count. ...1 ...2 Chad kicks out. Chad gets up. Cero with Cero Tolerence!!!! on Chad!!! Bengly is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Cero tightens the hold. ... Colton gets cut off from the rescue by a flying dropkick from Kerbourchard! ... Cero tightens the hold... Chad taps out! Bengly calls for the bell! ]
Joey B. - The winners of this match, The Walkers!!!
RDF vs. Justin (Non-Title Match) (Standard Match)
Joey B. - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, a member of Management, Justin!!! (crowd cheers )
[Loud music plays and sparks fly as everyone jumps to attention to see GOLDBERG!!!!... but it's just Justin coming down to the ring waving to all around. ]
Joey B. - and his opponent, a member of The Hardkore Society, RDF!!! (crowd boos ****)
The RoadDogg Fanatic - That's right its me! Its Me! Its that 'D' 'O' Double 'G' Wanna Be!! And its time for the King Of Extreme to kick this Goldberg wanna be!
[The RoadDogg Fanatic makes his way to the ring. Bengly checks Justin's boots and knee pads. RDF tests out the ropes. (ring, ring, ring) Justin punches RDF in the head. The RoadDogg Fanatic catches Justin with a fist to the face and continues to hit Justin with Juke and Jive punches followed by his knock out punch! The RoadDogg Fanatic measures Justin up and drops another closed fist. RDF gets back to his feet. Justin gets up. RDF is hit with a backward kick. RDF stands up. RDF pokes Justin in the eyes. RDF ties up with Justin and starts delivering repeated headbutt's to Justin's skull. Both men down RDF climbs to his feet. RDF fist drops Justin on the mat. ]
MJ. - RDF is bringing a beating to Justin!
[RDF is back on his feet. The RoadDogg Fanatic executes a brain buster on Justin. The RoadDogg Fanatic stands up. The RoadDogg Fanatic goes for a pin. Referee Bengly makes the count ...1 ...2 .. KICK OUT by Justin ]
Joey B. - RoadDogg almost with a quick victory against Justin!
[RDF climbs to his feet. The RoadDogg Fanatic fist drops Justin on the mat. ]
John Hall - The RoadDogg Fanatic with another fist drop.
[The RoadDogg Fanatic with an Asian Moonsault on Justin. Bengly counts. ...1 ...2 Justin kicks out. ]
MJ. - The RoadDogg Fanatic is getting so close!
[Justin climbs to his feet. Justin punches The RoadDogg Fanatic in the head. RDF pokes Justin in the eyes. ]
MJ. - Another eye poke by RDF!
[Justin turns around and clobbers The RoadDogg Fanatic with a backward kick. RDF back to his feet. Justin punches The RoadDogg Fanatic in the head. ]
Joey B. - Justin is trying to make a comeback.
[Justin puts The RoadDogg Fanatic on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex! Justin chants start! ]
John Hall - WOH!!! THAT COULD DEFINATLY TURN THIS MATCH AROUND!!!
[Justin climbs over RDF and punches RDF repeatedly. Justin climbs to his feet. RDF slowly gets back to his feet. RDF is speared by Justin! Justin sets RDF up and it's The Justin Jackhammer!!! Justin covers The RoadDogg Fanatic. Bengly counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3
Joey B. - The winner of this match with an amazing comeback, Justin!!!
The Brothers Grim vs. Ruthless (Non-Title Match)
Joey B. - This match is a Standard Tag match. On their way to the ring at this time, The TWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! The Brothers Grim!!!
[Theme-"How Can I Live" by Ill Nino. Grim Jake strides to the ring, barking. Next "I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!" Blairs out of the speakers as Mr. Grimm runs to the ring screaming. ]
Joey B. - and their opponents, the team of Ruthless.
[A jungle melody plays as the arena fills with the sounds of wild apes and birds. Kill-R and Mr. P walk to the ring. Grim tests out the ropes. Mr. P tests out the ropes. (the bell rings) Grim Jake clotheslines Mr. P. Mr. P tags Kill-R as he goes down. Kill-R catches Jake and piledrives Jake into the mat. Mr. P with a powerful choke lift on Grim. ]
MJ. - Jake is being double teamed!
[Mr. P tossess Jake to his corner. Jake tags Mr. Grimm. Mr. P leaves the ring. Mr. Grimm runs in and snap suplexes Kill-R. Mr. Grimm jumps over Kill-R and punches Kill-R repeatedly. ]
John Hall - Mr. Grimm is going to Kill Kill-R!
[Mr. Grimm sets Kill-R up. Mr. Grimm piledrives Kill-R. ]
Joey B. - Come on ref! Do something!! Kill-R is being double teamed!
[Referee Mr. Bengly forces Jake to his corner. Mr. Grimm stands up. Kill-R stands up. Mr. Grimm kicks Kill-R in the back of the leg. Mr. Grimm executes a jawbreaker on Kill-R. Mr. Grimm climbs to his feet. Mr. Grimm stomps Kill-R's head. ]
John Hall - Mr. Grimm has improved greatly since becoming a part of The Brothers Grim!
[Mr. Grimm rolls onto Kill-R connecting with a knee. Kill-R moves back to his feet. Mr. Grimm gets up off the ground and Kill-R hits him with a flying dropkick. ]
Joey B. - That flyind dropkick was very good.
[Kill-R tags Mr. P. Mr. Grimm uses a closed fist on Mr. P. Mr. Grimm makes the tag to Grim Jake. Mr. P whips Grim Jake into the corner and catches Jake with a big boot to the face. Jake turns around kicks Mr. P in the gut and DDTs Mr. P into the mat. Jake tags Mr. Grimm. Mr. P gets sidewalk slammed by Mr. Grimm. "I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!" chants start. Mr. P gets to his feet. Mr. Grimm executes Welcome to Death Valley!!! on Mr. P! Mr. Grimm covers Mr. P. Jake clotheslines Kill-R on his way out! The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Joey B. - The winners of this match, The Brothers Grim!!!
Censor vs. Mad Dog (Main Event) gimmick (Dog Collar Match)
Joey B. - This match is a Dog Collar Match. On his way to the ring at this time, from St. Joseph, Missouri he holds the TWF Crusader Title Belt!!!, Mad Dog!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[Lunatic Fringe by Red Ryder blairs out the speakers. The arena lights flash to the pulsing of the song's beginning. Sean enters the arena with a chain (like those used for Dog Collar matches) draped across his shoulders. He slides into the ring. ]
Joey B. - and his opponent, a member of Management, Censor!!! (crowd cheers *****)
["My Way" blairs out of the speakers as Censor makes his way to the ring. Sean walks around the ring. Censor tests out the ropes. Ref. Mr. Bengly equips both opponents to the dog collar and chains. (ding, ding, ding) Mad Dog uses the chains to whip Censor into the ropes and catches Censor with a samoan drop while wrapped in chains. Sean gets back to his feet. Mad Dog pulls Censor up and clotheslines Censor. Sean hits Censor with a headbutt. Censor catches Sean by the throat and chokeslams Mad Dog! Censor stomps Mad Dog's head. ]
John Hall - Sean has the tactical advantage but Censor is a major powerhouse!
[Sean stands up. Sean get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Censor. Censor stomps Sean's head. ]
MJ. - Sean is taking alot of stomps.
[Now Mad Dog standing. Mad Dog goes between Censor legs and sets him up for a pumphandle slam! Censor tries to get free but he's completely tangled up in the chain! Mad Dog throws Censor up and slams Censor down hard! ]
Joey B. - Censor could use some help about now.
[Sean suplexes Censor. Mad Dog gets up. Censor gets up. Censor wraps a chunk of chain around his arm. Censor bounces Mad Dog off the ropes and clotheslines him. Mad Dog Legsweep on Censor. Mad Dog is up again. Censor gets up again. Censor whips Mad Dog into the corner and catches Mad Dog with a big boot to the face. Mad Dog is up again. Censor charges Sean but Sean dodges and sends Censor to ringside. Bengly starts the count (.1) Mad Dog is choking Censor with the dog collar by using it like a hangmans noose. Censor struggles to get free! Censor face turns blood red! Censor chants start! Censor rips off the dog collar! Bengly calls for the bell! ]
MJ. - We've got ourselves a winner!
Joey B. - The winner of this match, Mad Dog!!!
[Lunatic Fringe once again blairs out the speakers for Mad Dog's victory as Censor walks to the back ashamed of his loss.]
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