Just Your Average Burn vs. The Double C Batteries (Non-Title Match)
Joey B. - This match is a Cage Match tag match. On their way to the ring at this time, Just Your Average Burn!!!
[You hear the sound of crackling fire as the stage bursts into flames, (just a visual effect). Mr. Average and Enferno run through the flames too the ring. ]
Joey B. - and their opponents, the team of The Double C Batteries.
[Canada's National Anthem plays as Colton gives Chad a pigmy back ride to the ring. The Cage is lowered! Enferno walks around the ring. Chad tests out the cage walls. (ding, ding, ding) They lockup. Enferno sends Chad to the corner of the ring. Enferno brings in Mr. Average for Just Your Average Burn. Mr. Average clotheslines Chad. Mr. Average makes the tag to Enferno. Colton comes from behind and bulldogs Enferno. Colton is up again. Chad is fist fighting with Mr. Average as Colton stomps away at Enferno ]
MJ. - You don't have to tag in the Cage if you don't want to, and it appears that they have made their decision!
[Mr. Average pushes Chad back and superkicks Chad. Mr. Average covers Chad. Referee Bengly makes the count. ...1 Chad escapes. ]
MJ. - Nice try but no cigar!
[Colton stands Enferno up. Colton punches him in the head. Mr. Average clotheslines Colton. Mr. Average punches Colton in the head. ]
Joey B. - Mr. Average is taking charge.
[Colton uppercuts Mr. Average. ]
MJ. - And he charge right into an uppercut!
[Mr. Average bounces Colton off the ropes and clotheslines him. Enferno starts stomping Colton ]
Joey B. - Colton is being double teamed but Chad looks like he's going to attempt to win the match!
[Enferno and Mr. Average notice Chad halfway up the Cage just in the nick of time and go to pull him down. ]
John Hall - HAHA! Look at him scramble!
[Enferno and Mr. Average manage to slam Chad down from the cage wall hard. Colton from behind double bulldogs! Enferno and Mr. Average slamming both their heads into the cage and raking their faces down the chainlink cage wall to the hard mat. ]
John Hall - Nice Move by Colton!
[Just Your Average Burn roll about holding their faces as Colton lifts Chad up and tosses him as high as he can up the cage! ]
Joey B. - Hey! Now that's thinking team work!
[Mr. Average low blows Colton! ]
John Hall - Mr. Average with a cheap move!
[Chad makes it to the top of the cage, but now Mr. Average and Enferno are double teaming Colton. ]
MJ. - If Chad leaves it will be a handicap match for Colton! What will he do!?
[Colton grabs Mr. Average by the throat! Enferno gouges Colton's eyes making him break the hold and they both start again to pound on Colton! ]
MJ. - They don't even care that Chad is almost out. They're just focusing on taking Colton down now!
[Chad makes his decision and goes down the outside of the cage! {crowd boos*****} ]
MJ. - The Fans sound upset! But with four heels in this matchup that was bound to happen before the end.
[Enferno with a drop-toe hold on Colton. Enferno moves back to his feet. Mr. Average bounces Enferno off the turnbuckle and slings him with extra force through the air and hard down on to COlton! ]
Joey B. - Colton is rolling about in agony as Just Your Average Burn continue double teaming him!
[Mr. Average puts Colton in a sleeper hold as Enferno begins his ascend up the cage wall. Chad bangs on the cage trying to get Colton pumped up. Mr. Average punches Colton in the head while still holding him in the sleep. Enferno is just now making we way down to the floor as Chad is making his way up the cage wall! ]
MJ. - What's he doing!?!
Joey B. - It appears he's going to help Colton!
[{crowd cheers***} Mr. Average punches Colton repeatedly. Mr. Average sucks chants start in the crowd. Mr. Average sets Colton up and powerbombs COlton. Chad makes it to the top of the cage. {The Crowd Cheers*****} Chad dives off the cage into Mr. Average!!! Mr. Average catches Chad and Average Slams!!!! Chad!!!! Mr. Average climbs out of the cage! ]
Joey B. - The winners of this match, Just Your Average Burn!!!
Krazy Korean vs. Nick Perez (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Joey B. - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Krazy Korean!!!
["WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT!" "WeLe I dOn'T kNow I'm CRazY!!!" Krazy Korean runs down to the ring with a chair screaming his head off. ]
Joey B. - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, accompanied by Censor, Nick Perez!!!
[Nick Perez is dragged to the ring screaming by Censor and then tossed in to his opponent. Krazy Korean walks around the ring. Nick Perez cowers in the corner. (the bell rings) Nick Perez eyes the box closest to him but he dares not open it. Krazy Korean opens the box in the opposite corner. Nick Perez back to his feet looks alarmed as Krazy pulls out the chair! Krazy Korean gives Nick Perez the chair...Krazy Korean spins around and spin kicks the chair into Nick Perez's face!! Krazy pins Nick Perez. Referee Bengly with the count.. 1 ...2 ...3! ]
Joey B. - The winner of this match, Krazy Korean!!!
Grim Jake vs. Mirageen (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Hardcore Match)
Joey B. - This match is a Hardcore Match. On his way to the ring at this time, from Parts Unknown, Grim Jake!!!
[Theme-"How Can I Live" by Ill Nino. Grim Jake strides to the ring, barking. ]
Joey B. - and his opponent, a member of The Hardkore Society, Grim? Jake!!! (crowd boos )
[... Bengly checks Jake's boots and knee pads. Grim? Jake tests out the ropes. (ring, ring, ring) Jake hits Grim? with a heart punch. Jake with a hammering fist drop on Grim?. ]
John Hall - Fists are another advantage of a Hardcore Match
[ Grim? with a headbutt on Grim Jake. ]
MJ. - So is your head!
[Grim? knifehand chops Grim. Grim? hits Jake with a heart punch. Grim? with a hammershot on Grim Jake. ]
Joey B. - Mirageen is a master of Fighting Styles! I'm already having a hard time distinquishing between the two!
[Grim Jake goes for a slingplex but Grim? dodges the attack. Grim Jake catches Grim? on the rebounds with a headbutt. Jake knifehand chops Grim?. Grim Jake with a headbutt on Grim?. ]
John Hall - It looks like Grim Jake is giving it all he's got!
[Jake hits Grim? with a heart punch. Grim picks Grim? up and side suplexes him to the the mat. Grim moves back to his feet. Grim Jake moves from the ring to the ringside. ]
John Hall - Now's Grim Jake's chance to use his knowledge of weapons!
[Jake grabs a steel chair from under the ring. Jake rolls back into the ring as Grim? makes it to his feet. Jake with a chairshot to the chest of Grim?. Grim Jake applies what looks like a claw hold on Grim? with the chair. Grim? falls to one knee and elbows Grim Jake in the testicular area ]
John Hall - OUCH!! Grim Jake has got to be hurting after that one!
[Grim? hits Jake with a heart punch. Grim? picks up Grim and drops him neck first on the ropes. Grim? with a hammershot on Grim Jake. ]
Joey B. - Grim? is making a comeback!
[Mirageen knifehand chops Grim. ]
John Hall - Actually I think that the chairshot did it's toll! As Mirageen appears to be stumbling about.
[Grim? hits Grim with a headbutt to the mid-section. Grim with a burst of energy hits a power slam on Grim?. Grim stands up. Grim Jake with a hammering fist drops on Grim?. ]
MJ. - I see what you mean. Mirageen is injured while Grim was just temporarily castrated.
[Grim is up again. Mirageen climbs to his feet. Grim? blocks a punch from Jake and hits Jake with a heart punch. Jake hits Grim? with a heart punch. Grim? climbs to his feet. Grim? takes Grim out to the floor with a clothesline. ]
MJ. - Grim will have to watch out for weapons at ringside. Grim? might be fading but he is can be just as Hardkore as Grim
[Grim? grabs hold of Grim and slings him into the steel ring steps. Grim Jake breaks the steel ring steps in half with his body. Grim? with a Havoc Bomb on Grim Jake. Grim Jake trying to get to his feet as he holds his back. Mirageen pulls Jake up and drops him neck first into the ringside gaurd rail. Grim? picks up Jake carrys him over to the metal ramp entrance way and power slams Jake hard on the ramp. Mirageen falls to all fours and coughs up blood. ]
Joey B. - WOH! What's this!?! Grim Jake is taking all the beating but it appears that Grim? could be the man whose losing the match!
John Hall - Could it be that Grim Jake hit Mirageen with such strong force that he really seriously injured Mirageen in one hit!
[Grim? pins Jake. Referee Bengly counts the pin.. 1 ...2 .. Jake kicks out! ]
Joey B. - WOH this match was almost over.
[Grim hits Grim? with a heart punch. Now Grim? standing. Grim? knifehand chops Grim Jake. ]
John Hall - Mirageen may be down but he's not out.
[Jake hits Grim? with a heart punch. Jake headbutts Grim?. Jake knifehand chops Grim?. Jake hits Grim? with a heart punch. Jake hits Grim? with a heart punch. Jake hits Grim? with a heart punch. Grim? kicks Jake in the gut and hits him with The AndyDT!!!. ]
John Hall - What the heck!?! That's not one of Grim Jake's moves?
MJ. - Mirageen out of desperation must be pulling moves out of his past matches!
[Grim Jake is up again. Grim? is down again. ]
John Hall - I think Mirageen needs a medic! He can't continue this match!
[Grim Jake goes to take advantage but Referee Bengly pushes Grim Jake out of the way. Mr. Bengly bends down and talks to Grim? ]
John Hall - Thank goodness! I was afraid the referee wasn't going to stop this match.
[Referee nods to Grim? and calls for the bell!]
MJ. - The Referee has given us the word. We've got ourselves a winner!
Joey B. - The winner of this match, Grim Jake!!!
Ruthless vs. Society Outlaws (Non-Title Match)
Joey B. - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Ruthless!!!
[A jungle melody plays as the arena fills with the sounds of wild apes and birds. Kill-R and Mr. P walk to the ring. ]
Joey B. - and their opponents, the team of Society Outlaws.
[Hardkore Rock musics plays as The Ryft and RDF accompanied by Mr. Grimm make their way down to the ring. Bengly checks The Ryft's boots and knee pads. Mr. P tests out the ropes. (ring, ring, ring) The Ryft clotheslines Mr. P. Mr. P whips The Ryft into the corner and catches The Ryft with a big boot to the face. The Ryft gets back to his feet. Kill-R tagged in by Mr. P. Kill-R goes off the top turnbuckle and goes for a hurricanrana on The Ryft, but The Ryft catches Kill-R and POWERBOMBS! Kill-R hard on the mat. ]
MJ. - WOH! Good counter by The Ryft.
[The Ryft tosses Kill-R in the corner. Kill-R brings in Mr. P for Ruthless. The Ryft and Mr. P tie up. The Ryft bounces Mr. P off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Mr. P is back on his feet. Mr. P hits The RoadDogg Fanatic with a diving shoulder block. The Ryft brings in RDF for Society Outlaws. The RoadDogg Fanatic ties up with Mr. P and starts delivering repeated headbutt's to Mr. P's skull. RDF tags The Ryft. The Ryft sets Mr. P up DDTs him into the mat. The Ryft spreads Mr. P's legs, and The RoadDogg Fanatic hits Mr. P with a headbutt to the groin! OOOUWWEE!!! ]
MJ. - Mr. P is being double teamed!
[Mr. Grimm swings a Steel chair and hits The Ryft. The Ryft is bleeding as a result. ]
MJ. - What the h3ll is Mr. Grimm donig!?!
[The RoadDogg Fanatic gets to his feet but he too is sent unconsious to the ground by Mr. Grimm's steel chair!]
Joey B. - Mr. Grimm is making a bloody mess of his own companions!
[MJ. and John Hall move away from Joey B. Bengly rules a disqualification as he calls for the bell!]
Joey B. - The winners of this match by disqualification, The Society Outlaws!!!
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