7-25-00 This is the type of email i created this account for!: Hey Will! We haven't talked in so long! How have things been going? I have a crazy and hectic schedule like usual! I wish that all of these people would just leave me alone sometimes! Now I have modeling agencies trying to get a hold of me to do some publicity shoots. Oh, I do not think that I will like going to the states if I have too! I just opened up this address, and I don't know how long I will have it. I will keep it until you email me back. I just hope that you haven't already changed yours! Oh yes, I got another threatening note from Britney telling me to stay away from you. I do think that it was a bad idea to tell her about us honey, but I guess that it slipped out. She won't go to the press though, because she wants people to think that you and her are an item. Oh, it has been too long since we have been together. I feel so far away from you. Tell me when you are coming next, and I will send the maids away. Until then my beloved----
7-27-00- i kept in contact with this person...and well, it gets interesting. The bold is what i said
Please tell me your not serious!
What ever do you mean? What is wrong? Has something happened?
what's wrong?! your disillusional!!
--harry, shut up ad get off your brother's email! he told u about that!
7-12-00- Not one today but 2 hiI'm sorry to bother you. I'm Amber and I was just wondering if you are actually Prince William. I must sound very stupid asking that,but I really would like to know.thanks!-----
Dear William, Hi! Tis I again,----------... Yesterday, I had my usual dreams of you, which I have been constantly having for the past 3 years!! But yesterday, this dream was a little weird... I could hardly remeber all of it, but I'll tell you what I saw...
It started out with you coming for a visit to my school, which was not even my school!! I wonder what school that was... But anyway, as usual, many girls from that school ran to you like a herd of camels, and they were pushing their way to grab you and trying to kiss you... Out of no where, I was right next to you, and I ended up punching you, and saying sorry!! After that... well I wouldn't want to say the what happened after that, cause you may end up thinking I was trying to get you attention!!! But trust me, it was notgood!!
Later on, I was taking a walk with you when I told you that I'd meet you in your room!! When that time came, I obviously was in your room and what were you doing?? You were studing with a whole bunch of books!! I told you that you needed a rest and so... you did take one... then we started to talk about our so called "life," when suddenly your dearest mother appeared saying, "there shall be a day, when you (refering to you, William!) will be betrayed by the one whom you share the throne with!" And I turned and looked at you, and I was about to look at your dear mum she vanished into thin air... After that, I was woken up by my maid and the last image I saw was a picture of your face... Thats the end of the weird dream I had, but I have no idea what it meant... among all the dreams I've had of you, thats a weird one, especially with your dearest mother in it!!
Well, I hope sooner or later you'll find out or I'll find out what it actually meant... Trust me, whatever I say is the truth and I have no time to lie about "dreams" and dont think I just came out from a mental instituion or anything!!! I'm just trying to be your friend , but you're too afraid I might do something that would expose our very friendship to the media, (although I'm from halfway across the world!!!)Well, thats what I think you're afraid of, the media, and I wouldn't blame you for that... I have to go right now, hope to hear from you somehow, sometime in the future...
Bye!!With love,A friend in waiting,
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*5/20/00* This was sent to me, as it was to all the other "william imposters" out there. I think the people over @ will.not got one to. William doesn't have an email account through england.com. He, like all Etonians, has an email address through the College.I should know, as I am (unfortunately) a student there.Many Etonians, including myself, use hotmail for their personal accounts; I don't know anyone with an england.com address...certainly not William or Harry.Nice try, though. Hope you fooled millions.
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~*~3-11-00~*~ It's come to my attention that it's not very nice of me to put people's name's in the emails (thanks will.not), so i've taken their names. I've even removed the eCard pages, and email adresses.
A couple of months ago I opened an email account in the name of "William Windsor".
Here are the emails:
Dear William ,
I understand that this is a bad time to talk to you.You probably know that this is -------. Again and again I tell you I want to be your internet penpal. When you and your brother get back from your greek cruise, please, both of you, email me,day or night, at -----------
THANK YOU
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Dear William,
My name is -------. Ever since you Mum died, I have felt the need to be your internet pen-pal. Every day I learn more about ypu and now I want to be your friend. About me. I enjoy listening and playing music, swimming, reading, playing the computer, and sometimes doing school work. Now, you can email me at these two adresses:
Sincerley
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Hello! I'm --------, 16 years old from Germany/Hamburg. Sometimes I'm very crazy, like now! -I mean to write you a letter. I think you are ok, and I dont understand, why so many people make your life harder then it is. I know this ugly word named: Press. 1997 I had many problems with them. I was the ----------.
Suddenly everybody knows you. You see yourself in TV and they talk about "you".
But not the true...and you get slightly mad! -The next day all people whisper about you: But not the TRUE. That's not right. 1 year, I was afraid, when I went to school. It is very hard to live with it!
I dont read articles about you, the Press always lie! You have a harder life than other boys in your age. I respect your bravery and courage. Well it's a foolness to write you this letter, because I will never get a answer of you. But I wish you the best in your life, dont give up!- Never...In every life a rain must fall ! Remember with every rain is a plant growing.(Sorry, but I'm a little poet)
I've learned many new things, since I had became a model: When you are always smiling, no one can write about you, you are a poor guy. And nobody, really nobody can take your laugh, because it's a present, that cant be stolen. And it's always a present, when somebody give you a smile. Well, I think, I have a braindamage, it's late, tomorow I must go to school. Apologize my mistakes, my gramma is worser than worse. We cant finish this stupid press, but we can give them no new storys!
-Only a big smile!
The Show Must Go On,
with friendly greetings:
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I thought this letter was really sweet. It's good to know that people really do care!
Now read this next email it's the exact opposite of the one before it.
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OKay, first of all, don't do this to me. I don't do snotty. Just because you're the so called "Prince William" doesn't mean you have to have an attitude with me. Okay? Where is your sense of humor. From the looks of it, it seems like you have a wedgie or a stick up your ass. I dont care if you are Prince William, to tell you the truth, I'm not impressed. Well, write back bye.
P.S.- monarchy = figurehead; no real power
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This person, no that would be to flattering. This lowlife really showed a lot bitchiness. She started emailing me because we had the same letters in our email adress or something and then she started to make fun of Prince William (who was really me "in disguise")
We have a new one!! Finally, after weeks of an empty mailbox, some signs of life
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Dearest William, I will not take up too much of your time but, I understand that you like to collect license plates off of cars, which is really cool. Well I have one for you that I bet you don't have yet! It is the a new plate that New Mexico, USA, came out with this year, not the ugly yellow ones. I like these much better, and I have one on my truck, that I will send to you if you want it, but I hope I have the right e-mail address first. In America we are allowed to drive at sixteen, and I finally got my license to drive now. Hence, is probably the reason we have so many accidents. I haven't got into one yet, thank God. But anyway, I really know you are busy, I know you collect American license plates, and this one is brand new, not a scratch on it!! Well I have said enoughfor now, so see you later. Your friend, ------
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Well that was sweet or so i thought....read on....our friend ------ has a lot to say
Hello Wills,Can't write a long one today, got school tomorrow, but thanks for replying to my last letter to at least say "hi." It was most sweet of you, thanks alot. It said you cannot post a reply, which is okay, I understand you are busy! Thanks again, sir. I hope life for you is okay, it had better treat you well, someone such as you deserves it. Your friend, ------
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Aww, how cute!! read on, it get's worse!
Hello William,It is very late and I am up writing, NASA, and others to look at a career in astronautical science and of course I have a HUGE report due in 6 weeks on Apollo 13. One of my all time favorite subjects! I love space science! Anyway I just wanted to say hi, and I hadn't forgotten about ya, I just been too busy to write, well it is about 3 in the a.m. so I am going to go out of town now, so good luck in life for now and I catch ya on the flip side!! ------
That's all for now! Email me and tell me what you think! I'm interested to know your thoughts!
