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This is the person that started it all... Hes how i got my nickname even though i didnt know it! It all started when my friends and i went bowling we started talking about mangoes, and we found it funny, so i started joking about it at school, and they thougth i was talking about the Mystery known as Mango played by Chris Kattan on Saterday Night Live. and I've grown to love him hever since!
Mango is an amazing exotic dancer at the male strip club Beefcackes.(also Hardbodies, and Hotbodies) He performs to Everything But the Girl's "Missing" wearing only gold lame shorts, gloves and boots, and he leisures in a pink kamono.
Every skit, a special guest star becomes a victim to Mango's amazing powers when he dances his irresistable dance! He has danced to such stars as David Duchovny, Brendan Fraser, Samuel L. Jackson, Garth Brooks, John Goodman, and many more!
After the stars experience the mango, they cant stop thinging about him and he comes to them like in the picture above. Than they cant take it anymore and must hava the mango!
they fight dozens of fan to Mango's dressing room. Only for mango to shove them off because no one can hava the mango! then their heart is broken.. and they leave after a few funny things mango says...
If you would like to see other people that cant get enough of Mango, click here some pictrures i stole, some i made... can you tell?
To hear why mango is so funny click here!