What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22)
- 1. Handsome
- 2. Charming
- 3. Financially Successful
- 4. A Caring Listener
- 5. Witty
- 6. In Good Shape
- 7. Dresses with Style
- 8. Appreciates the Finer Things
- 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
- 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 32)
- 1. Nice Looking
- 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
- 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at a restaurant
- 4. Listens more than he talks
- 5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
- 6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease
- 7. Owns at least one tie
- 8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
- 9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries
- 10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 42)
- 1. Not too ugly.
- 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
- 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion.
- 4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
- 5. Usually remembers the punch lines of jokes
- 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
- 7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
- 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
- 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
- 10. Shaves on most weekends
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 52)
- 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
- 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
- 3. Doesn't borrow money too often
- 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting
- 5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times
- 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
- 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
- 8. Appreciates a good TV Dinner
- 9. Remembers your name on occasion
- 10. Shaves on some weekends
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 62)
- 1. Doesn't scare small children
- 2. Remembers where bathroom is
- 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
- 4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
- 5. Doesn't forget why he's laughing
- 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
- 7. Usually wears some clothes
- 8. Likes soft foods
- 9. Remembers where he left his teeth
- 10. Remembers when ....
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 72)
- 1. Breathing ......
