Date May 13,2000
I have become a bit snobbish as of late. Some of these men I meet are just flat out of thier minds. I do not know how to begin this....well Let us just say that this cyber conquest for my love has yielded a bowl full of mentally unavailable people. I can not begin to tell you how many nuts I have met...it is very amusing. lolololol. Ok let me break it down for you. Men I have found come in basically four formats, some come in a combo of them.
would care to listen to a conversion with a ME-Man? .....good
This guy was unbelievably good looking, he was sexy in every since of the word..until..he opened his mouth
Ring ..ring..'Hello.."
"How are you is this Rose Drops?"
"Is this my English Man..giggle giggle."
"lolololo, why yes it is..I hope the only one."
I thought ..woowoowowoo bold..sexy..smart....wowowow and just wow, and then
I said with sass, " you were married before...hum what happpend?"
she did not do anything
I was thinking, what does he mean nothing
What do you mean nothing????? Did She clean your house?
Yes.
ok..did she cook for you?
yes
Did she wash your clothing?
Yes..I do not know why you are asking me this
Well you said she did nothing I am trying to establish what nothing means to you...
well
Did she sleep with you?
Yes, she had a beautiful body..she used to work out.
Ahhhhh. I see so she cooked, cleaned, washed your clothing, and slept with you, and worked out so you would have a nice body to melt with, and you say she did nothing? To be frank I am begining to think you are a bit of a jerk
Well..no..it was more than that..I wanted her to do more
But you are not her and you can not tell her what to do
no ..I ment...She should have gotten a job...or something.
Let me just break it down for you.. You married an Egyptian Lady..from a very wealthy family, you knew she would never have a job, so why are you complaining now?
You do not understand
No Actully I so understand...LOLO I was married to aminal very much like you( I was fed up) I cooked, cleaned, vacumed, washed clothing, dried clothing, folded clothing, and I did make sure to wake up at..say.....6am to bake him fresh Bread for the following evening. I also slept with him, and I worked out. He was a slob, much like I am sure you are, so that ment that I HAD to clean every day. He once asked me what do you do all day....lolol I tolded him that little fairies come in while I am sleeping and lick the the floors clean. When I awake up everything is clean...So I am now saying to you..your ex wife DID so something, but you ,like most men, could not see it because the $ did not come with it.
He said," You are so rude."
Me, " your point being."
He said, " I did respect."
Me" You know what..just drop it, I have no need for a person like you."The Nuts
1# A guy asked me once if he could e-mail me a tasteful pick of himself..I said sure.. Well the pic was of him wearing lip stick, and a womens bra..I am serious.
Would you care for another tale....yes
2# This one guy called me and spoke to me. It was our first conversion on the phone. This is how the conversion went
... ring..ring..." Hello."
" Hi..is this rose drops?"
" yes...HI!"
him, " Where were you, I was calling you."
I am thinking what the hell is his problem.
I said, " exuse me?"
He said." I want to ask you some questions."
" ok."
" Do you mind moving?"
"no."
"ok"
The conversion just fell silent.
I then asked.." Is that all?"
"yes."
I was like is this guy insane..what the hell. I felt bold, and to be frank I was fed up with all the nuts I had met so I said...
"You sound like you have a very bad temper, are you some kind of wife beater."
Silence... Silence...
"..no"
"I really do not think we should talk anymore..good luck to you, " I hung up the phone.
Within ...oh say...two minutes he calls back.
" How did you know?"
me, " I am not stupied."
He hung up.
Would you care for one more?Will post later
