The Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders
Q: What do you say to a drunken alcoholic who is passed out on your car after a Packer game?
A: "May I have your autograph Mr. Favre?"
Q. Why are the winds in Minnesota predominately out of the West during football season?
A. Because Green Bay sucks!
Q: What doe's a Tampon and the packers have in common?
A: Only good for one period and they don't have a second string!!!
Q: What do you call a Wisconsin girl that can run faster than her brothers?
A: A virgin.
Q: Why was the government thinking of sending Bret Favre to Iraq?
A: They were hoping he would overthrow Sadam Hussein.
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Q: How do we know the tooth brush was invented in Green Bay?
A: Because if it were invented anywhere else it would be called a TEETHbrush!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
A. Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?
Most consecutive field goals made- Gary Anderson, 40 - Streak continues into 1999.
Highest FG & PAT kicking percentage in a season- Gary Anderson, 100.0 - 1998
Most points by a kicker in a single season- Gary Anderson, 164. 1998
Most touchdown recpetions in a single season by a rookie- Randy Moss, 17. 1998
Most touchdown receptions by a receiving duo- Randy Moss & Cris Carter, 29 (Moss-17, Carter-12). - 1998
Most Points Scored in a single season - 556 - 1998
Most victories in a season - 15. 1998
Most touchbacks on kickoffs - Mitch Berger, 40. 1998
Most wins at home in a season - 8. 1998
Most players selected to Pro Bowl - 9. - 1998
Most yards passing in a season - 4,492 - 1998
Most passing touchdowns in a season - 41 - 1998
Highest average points per game - 34.8 - 1998
Most touchdowns in a season - 64 - 1998
Most yards gained in a season - 6,264. - 1998
Fewest sacks allowed in a 16 game season - 25 - 1998
Most Receiving Yards in a Pro Bowl - Randy Moss - 212 yards. Add 1 TD - He wins MVP 2/6/2000
