Last time I had any important news posted it was May 4th, 2003. My sister had made her first suicide attempt and my focus was basically everywhere. Looking at this site, I can see that really came though in my stuff. Seriously, why didn't you guys tell me I was an unstable head case???
Anyway, THE GOOD NEWS 7 years in the making: My little sis is still alive and kicking, even she can't stop herself! She's a force of nature!!! The bad news: I have an Xbox360 with Mass Effect 2 and I have to be brutally honest, it means more to me than fooling with this site sometimes. I mean, the galaxy won't save itself. As many of you (many being perhaps 2 of you?) can tell from me gutting the main page significantly and peeling off the very thick forest of anime imagery, I'm a different fella. A lot went on in my personal life since then, something I'll notate on the Tekyu bio, but in the meantime I might as well illustrate that I am a taken man with marriage on the horizon and a startling career path opened up for me that might take you by surprise.
On the bright side, my most charming trait of maddening tangents hasn't died down in the least. In fact, I'd say I'm more insufferable and pompous than ever! I'm in possession of all three of the Next gen consoles and both portables (PS3, DS, PSP, Xbox 360 and Wii). I'm building a gaming PC and to my understanding I hear Valve is making steam for the Mac next month. It's a fun time to be alive and it's a rant filled world we're in, which I plan to make much in the way of trouble for. I have big plans for the Jar and I can't wait to show you the results, basically expect big things and at least humor me by pretending I don't sound crazy when I present them.

As disgusted with myself at have too much going on in my life between the last post and this one…. I’ve done worse. ^_^ But fortunately, I’m able to remedy this situation. I’ve saved all the precious reviews and half-finished reviews and will be finishing and posting them as the days go by. Some are very old-school, while some are piping hot. I’ve even got some toy rantage to be tossin’ about. Some serious updates all across the board including BGCU among others so be wary of these. I’m going to apologize for the level of weird things going wrong and the vicious level of pop-ups that Angelfire has seen fit to practically beat all who enter with. I’ve been secretly working on some stuff regarding a NEW jar, but I won’t be linking anything to it until the finished product is… welll….. finished!!! One thing in particular I need to do is finish off the freaking updates that I neglected to do whilst in the midst of angst and agony. Don’t you just love how I put that? Don’t you just want to poke me with a stick? Yeah, me too. Anyway, I’m off to mess with things so when I’ve done something worth mentioning; it’ll show up here. In the meantime, look around and tell me if I’m just missing the big picture… or something. I’m going to go find a stick.

This started out as a rant about how I had to do something extremely difficult today. Instead, I'd just like to point out how much it sucks when love really isn't enough to get you through something. Anyway, painful break-up happened. Coping skills are in effect and I have updates to make.
Hey-hey! I've got more links!!! And following a hasty software update, I also have tools with which to repair my online empire!!!! YAYYYY!!!!!
Well, I've got a little retreat to go on this weekend. Yay. Will be doing sporadic repairs and updates over the next few days. If it's of any import, then I shall make note of it here.

Well.... YES! Yes, I am! It's a requirement for my gender as a heterosexual male, and makes for a brilliant disguise to keep me safely hidden among your foul human species. But... yeah, anyway... Isn't the drunken bunny girl adorable? Yes. She is.
I know itÕs been awhile, my dearest avid Jar readers... IÕm having all sorts of software issues right now. IÕve been meaning to update like a madman, but the problem is that every time I type from my home computer thereÕs simply freakish blemishes that show up where punctuation should be. I imagine this post will be riddled with said blemishes as well as the rest of the news page by now... I've been under the weather and could serve up a thousand or five reasons why this or that hasn't been done. I mean to change that over the next few weeks since IÕve access to the college lab again.

HUZZAH!!!!

Aside from that, thereÕs also tons of banter IÕve got to catch up on. As well as mucho compensation for my already beloved reviewers, Limblifter in particular hasnÕt been granted his due props and my buddy Emperor Joker is still in limbo because of this gratingly gouging little glitch. However, now being able to use computers that work, I plan to have things up and running ASAP. IÕm also getting back into the line of buying and selling online so the Yardsale will be seeing numerous additions and IÕve been visiting the marketplace newsgroups which I heartily recommend to any collector to at least browse through, itÕs a treasure trove of info as well as deals provided you know what youÕre doing. Anyway, on top of all that, IÕll finally have my figure reviews in order again! YAY! Things like rantings on Unicron, Masterpiece Convoy, Alternators, Evangelion, Virtual On, Star Wars, McFarlane and more. Not to mention a horde of Gamecube reviews IÕve been holding out on.
On a more tragic note... Financially, IÕm unable to currently secure the means with which IÕd have served up that forum IÕve been quacking about for awhile. Interest seems to have waned on that project anyway, but if I get jabbed enough by my PSM compatriots then IÕll have that bastard up and running ASAP!!! Just on a free server and modded by people that arenÕt me >_< Not that this usually breaks any hearts, but IÕll be swapping out some images which will make some of the repairs and whatnot like life in hell. IÕll also be taking a less-than-subtle approach in my display of anime ladies. Yes, yes, I know. IÕm a pig. Well... OINK BABY!!!!
Finally, IÕd like to invite everyone to catch me on America Online Instant Messenger (or as more commonly know, AIM) under my screen name Tekyu. And as always, your beloved love/hate mail is always appreciated and more than welcome if youÕd be so kind as to kick it to tekyuinajar@yahoo.com