The homepage of the greatest driver on the planet! haha
A list of my many cars.
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'94 Ford Aspire-died while trying to save the life of a wondering critter on the road (bka a racoon)
'94 Ford Escort-died while slipping on some of the hazardous cinders that the county so gladly left on the road
'90 Dodge Daytona-died when it struck a BIG puddle of water and hydroplaned into a tree
'89 Ford Taurus-the "tank" was stopped when I fell asleep at the wheel, pulled a 180 facing a semi, and got hit by the same semi, needless to say, i shut down I-70 west bound for about 20 minutes, hehe
Oh, and by the way....women CANNOT drive as well as 99% of ppl in coshocton, i dont care what they say. And dont try to argue about it with me, just accept it and agree!!!....also note the pic below to further prove the fact, hehehehe
Don't forget to wear your seatbelt,and if a woman is driving take this little guys advice, lmao
Your reaction seeing me behind the wheel! lmao
Figured you might want to know a little about me well......the name's Rob Griffith im 21, brown hair, blue eyes, 6 footish, 175 lbs, and i am racoon_rob on the net. I have many knicknames including Super Rob, Sugar Tits, The Rob, Rob Rob, and many more that come along the way. I'm currently living with my parents til I get a job with my new shiny degree from TEC woohoo. Look me up, im usually open to just about anyone that doesn't get too annoying and i am a good listener. I am also single, so if you are cute and like to laugh contact me at one of the ways listed below. In the little amout of free time I have I like driving my car around, playing blizzard entertainment games, screwin' around with friends, and scaring the crap outta ppl on the road!!! hehehe I will hopefully soon be redoing this page to make it look at least a lil better, til then stand by.
A pic of my ugly mug for ya ta look at.
A few quotes that yu should learn to love!
- Trying to change a woman's mind is as useless as
whispering up a dead mule's ass.
- I don't beleive in hitting women or children, I feel that waving my gun around pretty much does the trick.
- Don't stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.
- Sex is a killer...wanna die happy?
- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
- Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, it's fun til you realize yur just fucking yurself.
- Sex is like air, it's not important til yer not gettin' any.
- I'm not speeding, i just look fast. (this doesn't apply to me, hehehe)
- Never moon a werewolf.
- Somedays even wearing my lucky rocket ship underwear doesn't help.
- Never test the depth of water with both feet.
- It may be yur sole pupose in life is simply to serve a warning to others.
- If you think that nobody cares if yer alive, try missin' a few car payments.
- If at first yu dont succeed, skydiving is not for you!
- If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probly worth it.
- If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
- If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
- Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
- Duct tape is like the force: it has a dark side, a light side, and holds the universe together.
- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
