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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
I believe that five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of their missing husbands on beer cans.
Last night a played a blank tape at full blast; the mime next door went nuts!!!
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If you take an Oriental person and spin them around, will they become disoriented?
Why is a person who plays piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Shouldn't 11 be pronounced onety one?
If lawyers can be disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and drycleaners depressed?
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. I always lock every other one. I figure that way, no matter how long someone stands there picking the locks, they're always locking 3.
The statisitcs on sanity are that one out of every four people suffer from some form of mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
I noticed that people start reading the Bible a lot more when they get older, and then it dawned on me - they were cramming for their finals.
I thought of how mothers feed their babies with little tiny forks and spoons. I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals in post offices? What do they want us to do, write letters to these men? Why don't they put the pictures on postage stamps so that the mailmen can look for them while they are delivering the mail?
How much deeper would the oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
If a pig looses it's voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
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