Smackdown Results 7/10/03
(The Smackdown video plays and then the packed stadium roars as pictures flash endlessly.)
Michael Cole: Hello fans, it's Cole and Tazz here and welcome to SMACKDOWN.
Tazz: This should be an intresting night, there is something in the air tonight.
Ace vs. Kurt Angle vs. Ultimate Warrior (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Howard Finkel - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Long Island,NY, Ace!!!
[Ace comes to the ring. ]
Howard Finkel - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Pittsburgh,PA, Kurt Angle!!!
[Kurt Angle walks to the ring. ]
Howard Finkel - And third, weighing in at 264 pounds, from Unknown, Ultimate Warrior!!! (crowd cheers *******)
[Ultimate Warrior walks to the ring. Brian Hebner is the referee for this contest. Ace checks his boots.
Brian Hebner checks Kurt Angle's boots and knee pads. Ultimate Warrior charges Ace with a huge clothesline on the mat.(ding, ding, ding)]
Tazz: Wow what power from Ultimate Warrior, he almost took Ace’s head off!
Cole: You got that right, I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of that.
[Ultimate Warrior stomps Ace in the head as Kurt Angle charges from behind and takes him down with a knee tackle. Ultimate Warrior hits the ground hard as Kurt spins around him and locks in a head lock.]
Cole: Kurt has amazing wrestling skill.
[Ultimate Warrior moves back to his feet. Ace goes outside with an attempt to springboard but Ultimate Warrior blocks and executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Ace. Ace is back on his feet in the ring but Kurt Angle pins him down. Ace punches him in the eye and gets back up and so does Kurt Angle, they both turn around to be clotheslined and flipped by Ultimate Warrior. Ultimate Warrior lays them both next to eachother and lays over both of them.............1............2..............3!!!]
(winner: Ultimate Warrior (2 minutes 10 seconds.)
Howard Finkel - The winner of this match, Ultimate Warrior!!!
Cole: Oh my god! Ultimate Warrior nailed them both like ragdolls and deafeated them in short work.
Tazz: That could be the quickest match in EWWF history! He is proving everyone wrong, he still has something left!
(Ultimate Warrior marches backstage as the camera view switches backstage in Falzon’s office. Falzon is looking at the camera and seems very angry.)
Falzon’s Office
Falzon: Akbar, you must be joking me! You, one on one with me? I was trying to work that in eventually but since you would like to jump in head first, be my guest! So just in case I am talking too fast for you, THAT’S A YES! And consider it your first........and last match, and since you like to call me out like an idiot. Let’s make a little wager, I am a betting man. If your not too scared, let’s bet some money on it...........I will put One Hundred Thousand Dollars on the match between you and I! Ofcourse I expect you to match this wager, but that is how confident I am that I will beat the hell out of you! And as for the Brand War....don’t worry, my guys are chosen.
(Falzon smiles and lights a cuban cigar as the scene fades to commercial.)
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(Smackdown fades back in with Tazz and Cole staring at the camera.)
Tazz: Well Cole, this next match has alot of history to it.
Cole: Thats right Tazz, these two women were teamed up at last SMACKDOWN against Jade and Priscilla in a Diva Tables Match, now Terri is very upset about the words from Stephanie in which she stated that Stephanie was indeed the only reason those two came out on top.
Tazz: And now they are going to settle it, the good old fashioned way......in the ring!
Stephanie McMahon vs. Terri Burrow (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Howard Finkel - This match is a Standard Match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 133 pounds, from Las Vegas,NV, Terri Burrow!!!
[Terri Burrow comes to the ring. ]
Howard Finkel - and her opponent, weighing in at 135 pounds,, Stephanie McMahon!!! (crowd boos **********)
[Stephanie McMahon walks to the ring. Brian Hebner is the referee for this contest. Brian Hebner checks Terri Burrow's boots and knee pads. Stephanie McMahon and Terri Burrow circle eachother and lock up.(ring, ring, ring) Terri Burrow punches Stephanie McMahon in the head. Terri then tosses Steph by her hair and runs and jumps on her immediately with an elbow drop. Stephanie rises up quick and the two lock up again. Stephanie McMahon executes a jawbreakeron Terri Burrow. Terri Burrow is up again. Terri Burrow pins Stephanie McMahon against the ropes and chokes her with her forearm.]
Tazz - Forearm choke by Terri! She is as ruthless as she is beautiful.
[Terri Burrow is hit with a backward kick. Stephanie McMahon rolls onto Terri Burrow connecting with a knee. Stephanie McMahon bounces off the ropes and executes a corkscrew legdrop on Terri Burrow.]
Cole - Terri Burrow takes a corkscrew legdrop.
[Stephanie McMahon gets back to her feet as Terri Burrow climbs to her feet aswell. Terri Burrow grabs Stephanie McMahon's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex.]
Michael Cole - Nice head and arm suplex by Terri Burrow.
[Terri Burrow knees Stephanie McMahon and rolls back to her feet. Terri Burrow applies an arm wrench to Stephanie McMahon. ]
Tazz - Terri Burrow with a arm wrench.
[Stephanie McMahon gets to her feet and slaps Terri and spinning mule kicks her, but Terri doesn't go down. Stephanie McMahon tackles Terri Burrow. Terri Burrow pulls Stephanie McMahon's hair on the way down. Stephanie smashes Terri's head into the mat repeatedly, the ref initializes the 5 count and Stephanie lets go.....they both slowly rise to their feet again. Stephanie McMahon hits Terri Burrow with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Stephanie McMahon fist drops Terri Burrow on the mat. Terri Burrow stands up. Stephanie McMahon trys for a waistlock suplex but Terri Burrow avoids it. Terri Burrow reverses and executes the brain buster on Stephanie McMahon.]
Cole - These two women are showing incredible wrestling ability.
Tazz - You got that right, it's like the old day Hogan vs. Ric Flair matches, just pure wrestling mechanics.
[Terri scales the ropes...........Stephanie McMahon gets hit with the moonsault from Terri Burrow.
Referee Brian Hebner makes the count....1 ...2 Stephanie McMahon kicks out.]
Michael Cole - Terri Burrow was so close!!
[Terri Burrow rolls onto Stephanie McMahon connecting with a knee. Stephanie McMahon gets up.
Terri Burrow chops Stephanie McMahon. Terri Burrow places Stephanie McMahon on the turnbuckle and executes the double underhook superplex.]
Tazz - Man I couldn't even do that move!
[Terri Burrow signals to the crowd and then Stephanie McMahon gets hit with the Fallen Angel from Terri Burrow. Brian Hebner counts the pin....1 ...2 ...3]
(Winner: Terri Burrow 10 minutes and 47 seconds.)
Tazz: She pulled it off Cole, she won the match!
Howard Finkel - The winner of this match, Terri Burrow!!!
(SMACKDOWN fades as we cut to commercial.)
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(SMACKDOWN fades back in with The Rock walking out of the locker room with a big smile on his face. We then go back to ringside with Tazz and Michael Cole.)
Cole - What in the hell do you think that was about?
Tazz - I don't know, he doesn't have a match tonight.
Kris Hendrix vs. K-Kwik (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Howard Finkel - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Boston,MS, K-Kwik!!! (crowd cheers *******)
[K-Kwik comes to the ring rapping about his match. "Kris Hendrix, boy now is the time, I will show you the truth in my rhyme, you had to learn the hard way...don't [beep] with me, but it's ok, after this you will see. Let's get ROWDY! Kwik tosses the mic to the side and enters the ring. ]
Howard Finkel - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Los Angeles,CA, Kris Hendrix!!!
[Kris Hendrix walks to the ring with a mic of his own and lays down his own little rap. "K-Kwik, idiot, I just don't know what to say to you, you say after this I will see, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO! You will be blind, because Hendrix aint kind, and if they look for you later you'll be someone noone can find. Because you'll be six feet deep, or in the trunk of my jeep! Hendrix tosses the mic aswell and steps into the ring. Brian Hebner is the referee for this contest. K-Kwik dropkicks Kris Hendrix while he was looking at the crowd and the match is underway(ring, ring, ring). Kris Hendrix gets thrown into the turnbuckle. K-Kwik comes over and smashes Kris Hendrix's head into it. K-Kwik forearm smashes Kris Hendrix. K-Kwik hits Kris Hendrix with a heart punch. K-Kwik hits Kris Hendrix with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
K-Kwik moves back to his feet and so does Hendrix. Kris Hendrix kicks K-Kwik in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat.]
Michael Cole - That scissor kick was very good.
[Now K-Kwik standing. Kris Hendrix gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by K-Kwik. Kris Hendrix is back on his feet. K-Kwik tackles Kris Hendrix and nails him with a few mount puches. Kris Hendrix gets back to his feet. K-Kwik hits him with a back fist. K-Kwik nails Kris Hendrix with a single arm suplex.]
Tazz - What power by Kwik.
[K-Kwik jabs Kris Hendrix. Kris Hendrix kicks K-Kwik in the back of the leg.
K-Kwik moves back to his feet. Kris Hendrix gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. ]
Michael Cole - Kris Hendrix takes a corkscrew armdrag.
[Kris Hendrix climbs to his feet. K-Kwik punches Kris Hendrix in the head. Kris Hendrix hits him with a back fist. K-Kwik uses a snap mare takeover on Kris Hendrix. Now Kris Hendrix standing. K-Kwik executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Kris Hendrix. K-Kwik grabs Kris Hendrix's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. Brian Hebner asks Kris Hendrix if he quits.... K-Kwik tightens the hold. ... K-Kwik tightens the hold. ... Kris Hendrix trys to escape. ... K-Kwik breaks the hold. Now Kris Hendrix standing. Kris Hendrix knifehand chops K-Kwik. K-Kwik uses a lariat on Kris Hendrix. Kris Hendrix is up again. K-Kwik hits Kris Hendrix with an earringer. K-Kwik superkicks Kris Hendrix. Kris Hendrix stands up. Kris Hendrix hits a running forearm smash on K-Kwik's face. Kris Hendrix drags K-Kwik to the floor. As they slug it out The Rock is now running down from the back and clotheslines K-Kwik, he then locks him in and delivers a Rock Bottom! Brian Hebner calls for the bell.]
(Winner: K-Kwik(DQ) 5 minutes 21 seconds.)
Howard Finkel - The winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification K-Kwik!!!
Cole - Kwik may be the winner but he sure doesn't look like it he is laid out!
(The Rock and Kris Hendrix raise their hands and walk to the back as we fade backstage once again where Lillian Garcia is with Jeff Hardy.)
Lillian: Jeff, do you have any comments before you go out there?
Jeff: Just three, WATCH AND LEARN!
(Jeff walks away from Lillian looking very determined.)
Brett Hart vs. Jeff Hardy (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Howard Finkel - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 234 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta Canada, Brett Hart!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Brett Hart comes to the ring. ]
Howard Finkel - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Cameron,NC, Jeff Hardy!!!
[Jeff Hardy walks to the ring. Brian Hebner is the referee for this contest. Jeff Hardy gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Brett Hart. Jeff Hardy executes a pumphandle suplex on Brett Hart.
(ring, ring, ring) Brett Hart uses a closed fist on Jeff Hardy. Brett Hart executes the jumping sidekick on Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy is up again. Jeff Hardy bounces Brett Hart off the ropes and clotheslines him. Brett Hart gets hit with the shooting star press from Jeff Hardy. Brian Hebner counts the pin....1 ...2 Brett Hart escapes.]
Tazz - Jeff Hardy should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.
[Brett Hart stands up. Brett Hart rakes his fingers across Jeff Hardy's back. Jeff Hardy takes a slap to the face from Brett Hart. Jeff Hardy picks up Brett Hart and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker. ]
Cole - Nice shoulderbreaker by Jeff Hardy.
[Jeff Hardy grabs Brett Hart's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. Brian Hebner is checking for a tap out.... Brett Hart is fighting the hold. ... ... Jeff Hardy tightens the hold. Jeff Hardy breaks the hold.
Jeff Hardy with a falling splash on Brett Hart.]
Tazz - Good falling splash by Jeff Hardy.
[Jeff Hardy sends Brett Hart to ringside. Brian Hebner starts the count (.1)
(..2) Jeff Hardy stomps Brett Hart's head. Brett Hart stands up.(...3) Jeff Hardy knifehand chops Brett Hart.
(....4) Jeff Hardy does a cartwheel and kicks Brett Hart in the face. Brett Hart is back on his feet. (.....5) Brett Hart and Jeff Hardy move back into the ring. Brett Hart pulls Jeff Hardy's hair.]
Tazz - Jeff Hardy takes a hair pull.
[Jeff Hardy runs and tackles Brett Hart. Jeff Hardy punches him in the head. Jeff Hardy kicks Brett Hart on the mat. Jeff Hardy kicks Brett Hart on the mat. Brett Hart climbs to his feet. Brett Hart hits a running forearm smash on Jeff Hardy's face. Brett Hart covers Jeff Hardy hooking the leg. Referee Brian Hebner makes the count....1 ...2 Jeff Hardy escapes. ]
Tazz - Brett Hart almost won the match!
[Brett Hart drags Jeff Hardy to the floor again. Brian Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Brett Hart short lariats Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy stands up. (...3) Jeff Hardy chops Brett Hart. (....4) Jeff Hardy gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Jeff Hardy is back on his feet. (.....5) Brett Hart and Jeff Hardy move back into the ring.
Brett Hart executes a headlock takedown.]
Michael Cole - Brett Hart with a headlock takedown.
[Jeff Hardy is back on his feet. Jeff Hardy uses a lariat on Brett Hart. Brett Hart runs and tackles Jeff Hardy. Brett Hart punches him in the head. Brett Hart spinebuster bombs Jeff Hardy onto the mat.
Brett Hart chokes Jeff Hardy. Brett Hart puts Jeff Hardy in an arm grapevine submission.]
Michael Cole - Jeff Hardy takes a arm grapevine.
[Brett Hart measures Jeff Hardy up and drops a closed fist. Jeff Hardy executes a huge gutbuster on Brett Hart. Brett Hart get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Jeff Hardy.
Jeff Hardy stomps Brett Hart's head.]
[Brett Hart is back on his feet. Jeff Hardy picks up Brett Hart and hits him with a Back Suplex. Jeff Hardy is back on his feet. Brett Hart is back on his feet.]
Michael Cole - Jeff Hardy's mother would be proud He is young and stunning taking it to an old timer!
[Jeff Hardy leg lariats Brett Hart, sending him to the mat. Jeff Hardy kicks Brett Hart on the mat.
Brett Hart stands up. Jeff Hardy pulls Brett Hart's hair. Jeff Hardy executes the front-layout suplex on Brett Hart. Jeff Hardy gets back to his feet. Jeff Hardy wraps his legs around Brett Hart's neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper. Brian Hebner asks Brett Hart if he quits.... ... ... ... ... ... Brett Hart is fighting the hold. ... Brett Hart is fighting the hold. ... Brett Hart trys to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) Brett Hart taps out.]
(Winner: Jeff Hardy[Submission] 16 minutes 9 seconds.)
Tazz - Jeff Hardy has won the match with a submission!! And a very daring one at that!
Cole - But you have to give them both credit, that was a hell of a match!
Howard Finkel - The winner of this match, Jeff Hardy!!!
(SMACKDOWN fades out as we cut to commercial.)
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(SMACKDOWN fades back in.)
Ivory vs. Jade (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Howard Finkel - This match is a Standard Match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 135 pounds, from Inglewood,CA, Ivory!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Ivory comes to the ring. ]
Howard Finkel - and his opponent, weighing in at 140 pounds, she holds the Women's Championship title belt, Jade!!!
[Jade walks to the ring. Brian Hebner is the referee for this contest. Brian Hebner checks Ivory's boots and knee pads. Brian Hebner checks Jade's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) Ivory knifehand chops Jade.
Jade bounces Ivory off the ropes and clotheslines her. Jade hits Ivory with an elbowdrop. Now Jade standing. Ivory stands up. Ivory gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Jade. Ivory drives a forearm into Jade. Jade jabs Ivory. Ivory gets hit with a stomp. Jade hits Ivory with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now Jade standing. Ivory gets back to her feet. Ivory hits a power slam on Jade.]
Cole - If Ivory keeps using moves like that power slam she could win this thing!
[Ivory gets up. Ivory sends Jade to ringside. Brian Hebner starts the count (.1) Ivory slingshot elbow drops Jade. Ivory chants start. They fight into the aisle. (..2) Jade moves back to his feet. (...3) Jade forearm smashes Ivory. (....4) Ivory does a cartwheel and kicks Jade in the face. (.....5) Ivory and Jade move back to ringside. Ivory and Jade move back into the ring. Ivory hits Jade with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Ivory is back on her feet. Jade stands up. Ivory chops Jade. Ivory hits Jade with a rolling elbow smash to the face.]
Tazz - Jade takes a rolling elbow smash.
[Ivory puts Jade in an arm grapevine submission. Jade climbs to his feet. Jade vertical suplexes Ivory to the mat. Jade stands up. Jade hits Ivory with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Jade hits Ivory with an elbowdrop. Jade is back on her feet. Ivory climbs to her feet. Ivory executes a headlock takedown. Ivory stomps Jade. Jade hits Ivory with a rolling elbow smash to the face.]
Tazz - Ivory takes a rolling elbow smash.
[Jade hits Ivory with an elbowdrop. Jade stands up. Now Ivory standing. Jade with an Aztecan suplex on Ivory sends him to the mat. Jade stands up. Ivory gets up. Jade picks Ivory up and side suplexes her to the mat.]
Michael Cole - Good side suplex by Jade.
[Terri runs limping out from the back with a chair and runs in, she nails Ivory as the bell rings. Terri then turns around and nails Jade aswell.]
Tazz - Terri has just laid out both women!
Howard Finkel - The winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification IVORY!!!
(SMACKDOWN FADES TO A COMMERCIAL while Terri smiles as she prances back.)
(EWWF Redemption........August 3rd.)
(SMACKDOWN fades back in backstage with the FBI.)
Stamboli: You ready right?
Palumbo: Fughetaboutit!
Stamboli: Dat's what I like ta hear!
(Palumbo walks out as he is warming up as you cut back to ringside with Tazz and Cole.)
Tazz: This match is going to be a doosy, earlier on this week Valentine recieved a phone call on his promo organizing soomething special for SMACKDOWN, I wonder what that could be.
Chuck Palumbo vs. Vincent Valentine (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Howard Finkel - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 275 pounds, from Brooklyn,NY, Chuck Palumbo!!! (crowd boos **)
[Chuck Palumbo comes to the ring. ]
Howard Finkel - and his opponent, weighing in at 224 pounds, from Los Angeles,CA, Vincent Valentine!!! (crowd cheers *******)
[Vincent Valentine walks to the ring. Brian Hebner is the referee for this contest. Brian Hebner checks Chuck Palumbo's boots and knee pads. Vincent Valentine places Chuck Palumbo on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.(the bell rings) Chuck Palumbo executes the jumping sidekick on Vincent Valentine. ]
Michael Cole - jumping sidekick!
[Chuck Palumbo applies an arm wrench to Vincent Valentine. Vincent Valentine climbs to his feet.
Chuck Palumbo pins Vincent Valentine against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Chuck Palumbo throws Vincent Valentine off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Chuck Palumbo goes for a pin. Referee Brian Hebner makes the count. ...1 Vincent Valentine escapes. Vincent Valentine is up again.
Vincent Valentine knifehand chops Chuck Palumbo. Vincent Valentine chops Chuck Palumbo. Vincent Valentine uses a closed fist on Chuck Palumbo. Vincent Valentine executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Chuck Palumbo. Chuck Palumbo gets back to his feet. Chuck Palumbo trys for a German suplex but Vincent Valentine avoids it. Chuck Palumbo locks Vincent Valentine in the grapevine submission. Referee Brian Hebner is checking for a tap out.... Chuck Palumbo tightens the hold. ... Vincent Valentine trys to escape. ... Chuck Palumbo breaks the hold.]
Cole - Chuck Palumbo is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[Chuck Palumbo tackles and begins punching Vincent Valentine. Chuck Palumbo applies an arm wrench to Vincent Valentine.]
Tazz - arm wrench!
[Palumbo keeps it locked on and the referee is in checking for the tapout and Valentine pushes Palumbos arm off his own very hard and it swings back nailing Hebner in the face and knocking him down and out.]
Cole - Brian Hebner is out!
[There is a disturbance in the crowd and very big man comes out of the crowd jumping over the barracade. He slides into the ring behind Palumbo whom is trying to tend to the ref and wake him up, he turns around and gets superkicked in the face by this man who then puts Valentine on top of Palumbo. The referee barely makes the count..........1............2...............3!!!!]
Tazz - Who is this guy!? He just cost Palumbo the match!
[Palumbo is still down and Valentine and this mystery man continue to stomp on him as Stamboli comes running down from the back and slides into the ring and begins to throw punches at this mystery man and Palumbo gets up and it's all out war in the ring.....soon the SMACKDOWN theme hits over the PA as the men are hitting eachother and you hear a man's voice over a mic. It is Falzon as he walks out and stays at start of the ramp.]
Tazz - What in the hell does he wantFalzon - Whoa Whoa Whoa! Now FBI I would watch my step if I were you......oh yeah that's right, because you are messing with the newest members of CC: The Conservative Coalition!
[By this time the guys are all just looking at eachother and clash again.]
Falzon - Stamboli, I would chill out, because start the MATCH!(ding ding ding)
[Simon Gore creeps out from underneath the ring with a bat. He swings at Stamboli but he ducks and all five men begin to go at it and Nunzio comes running in the back knocking into Falzon and knocking him down. Nunzio runs in to make it 3 on 3.]
Tazz - What in the hell is going on!? There is a match going on but there are six guys in the ring!?
Cole - Can this be a preview?
[Valentine and JP Stoudamire a nailing Nunzio and the beat up Palumbo repeatedly and Stamboli and Gore are going at it with weapons, Stamboli has a kendo stick and Gore has a staff. They are swinging almost as if they were sword fighting. They each nail eachother a few times and you see Nunzio toss Valentine over the ropes and run over and clotheslines Gore and Jp Stoudamire gets tossed over a the ropes after and Palumbo runs over and they all begin to stomp Gore all three scale their respective turnbuckles and all drop onto Gore. And Stamboli keeps him pinned. Brian Hebnar runs into the ring and counts the three.]
(Winner: Stamboli)
Cole - Well I guess Stamboli is the winner.
[Falzon's jaw drops as Stamboli's hands are raised in victory and as Stoudamire and Valentine come helping Gore up the ramp as the scene fades out.]