Raven Interview
The Coach: Raven, we learned that you have entered yourself into all of the singles tournaments that Akbar offered. Is there a reason why you picked all of them?
Raven:> Simply put Coach, I put myself in those tournaments to prove a point. The point being that since society has shunned me and cast me aside that I, Raven, can prove society wrong and that they made a mistake in forgetting about me.
The Coach: Is there one title in specific that would be most important to win?
Raven:> To me, winning any and all the titles are important to me in my quest to promote my vengeance upon society. To prove to them that in the end, I will prevail over society in the while, because I live free and do not live by the restraints of rules and laws that govern the so-called “society”.
The Coach: You do realize that if you win, you will be a No.1 Contender for one of the many titles up for grabs. Are you ready to take on Kid Slick or Ryan and the Impact Players?
Raven:> What about me? What about Raven? I been ready to take any and all challengers on to prove my point of the sins committed against me by tossing me aside and leaving me to die. What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. The beating given to me by so many of “Society’s Saviors” made me stronger each time. Now it is my time. The time of Raven.
The Coach: Honestly Raven, did you have something to do with that horrible attack on Ryan Andrews?
Raven:> Do you see blood upon my hands, Coach? Do you think I would attack someone and not take credit for it? If I did take that little sniveling little punk out, I would be over his mangled body and still be singing my praises upon him.
The Coach: Raven, you were once a laughingstock, people didn't even mention you because you never showed, now that you have a big win under your belt do you think people are taking notice now?
Raven:> They are indeed, only because of how I open their eyes by speaking and showing them the truth. I told you all that I’d make that Boy Brandovirus my little bitch and I have kept my word. Now, onto the more bigger fish that need to scaled and filleted by my hands.
The Coach: You're quickly becoming a rising star here in the EWWF and on RAW, what are your goals for now?
Raven:> My goals? Simple, I want to take care of one or two arrogant assholes and to make my way up to the #1 contender for the belts and then capture the belts.
The Coach: If in fact you do win the tournament for any type of title. Who would you be willing to put it up against? the former champion?
Raven:> If I win any and all titles that I go for, all they have to do is ask if they want a shot at my title.
The Coach: Lastly, Raven, is there anyone backstage you really hate? Or would really like to strangle?
Raven:> Coach, just look into the mirror for the answer to that question.
The Coach: What? I Don't-
*Raven turns to the Coach and gives him a short clothesline before giving Coach an evenflow DDT, ripping the mic from Coach’s hand, in the process breaking the hand and fingers of The Coach. Spatting upon the face of the prone man. Speaking into the mic. As he looks down to Coach.*
Raven:> Give Rock a message for me, will you, Coach? Rock... you better watch your back, cause I’m coming for you one way or another. I am wanting you Rock; I hate you Rock, all you do is say the same things over since 1998. When we meet, your ass will be broken, bloodied and bruised. Quote the Raven, nevermore.
*Raven tosses the mic down to the ground and picks Coach up before shaking him awake. Looking into Coach’s eyes as he lets Coach go and walks away.*
