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Elvis Presley died at 42, and his mother died at 42 also...

The angle at which light reflects off water to create a rainbow is 42 degrees...

There are 42 decks on the Enterprise NCCI1701-D (the Next Generation Ship)...****HEY GUYS!!! I received a CHALLENGE on this one!!!...hehe...A favorite trekkie of mine has advised me that to HIS best recollection, there are 43 decks, not 42...So, I have advised him to write a letter to UNCLE JOHNS BOOK OF BATHROOM FACTS to challenge Uncle John...hehe...But I warned him that it was ENTIRELY possible that the letter would be used to ...um...well...I better keep it clean and WIPE that out...HA!...Since I never was a trekkie, I can't say for sure...

Bill Clinton was the 42nd U.S. President...

A WONDERBRA consists of 42 individual parts...

There are 42 Oreo Cookies in a 1 pound package...

In Romeo and Juliet, Juliet sleeps for 42 hours...

The right arm of the Statue of Liberty is 42 feet long...

Jimi Hendrix and Jerry Garcia were born in 1942..

The number of dots on a pair of dice - 42...

Dogs have a total of 42 teeth over their lifetimes...

The world record jump by a kangaroo is 42 feet...

I got nailed by photo radar doing 42 in a 25...dang...my first ticket ever...too bad, so sad... A nice little letter to da judge about how VERY SORRY I was and that I would TRY to NEVER EVER do it again, and I got SUCH a break....whew!!!....the drama queen wins again...

The natural vibration frequency of human DNA is 42...

Whatever THAT means

There were 42 generations from Abraham to Jesus...

I can make dinner with HAMBURGER at LEAST 42 different ways!!

There are AT LEAST 42 different varieties of flowers in my garden...

There were 42 monkeys left, jumping on the bed...they were gonna roll off but had an orgy instead...(I can't believe I said that...).. nanas nanas bo banas, bananas make em he-manas, (oh brother, I think she's lost HER bananas)

I can think of 42 positions....I'll leave you to think about it too....

42 is 24 backwards, yep...

I have lost my keys AT LEAST 42 times, and have found them about 24...

I have been down on my knees in prayer AT LEAST 42 times already this month...What's the date today?... Oct 7th Deb...oh...

If every time I looked at you...I saw the number 42...I'd tell myself...Don't be afraid...Cuz this number has a memory made...Now everytime I look at you...and see the number 42...I'll know that I will never forget you...til the year 2042...What do you mean 2042...what does that year mean to you...It means that I will be 88...and my memory will be gone...It will be too late...

(Where does she get this stuff????!!!)

My kids should have written a book called "HOW TO HIDE 42 OF YOUR MOM'S WOODEN SPOONS"... I always "TRIED" to use them as an "OR ELSE" tool, but... they always "SOMEHOW" managed to disappear... Then.. one day I got it... When I FINALLY got around to cleaning out their toybox, I found ALL of my "MISSING" wooden spoons burried at the bottom...HA!..

Do you know what happens when you knock on my door 42 times? You get sore knuckles!...HA!... That's really a lame one Deb... yeah, I know, so what else is new?!.. But even if it made you groan or smile just a little, well then, as James Bond would say, "Mission Accomplished" ... Actually, did he even say that?... It was probably more like "I'm missin my accomplice, you know, the one in GOLD..." .. ALRIGHT ALREADY Deb...

AND...TO...JACKHAMMER HUMOR...

...FEATURING...
...STUFF...THAT WILL CRACK YOU UP...

..AND...WHATEVER ELSE I CAN HAMMER YOU WITH...

...BRINGING YOU THE MOON AND STARS...
...WITH HOPES...
... THAT THEIR ELECTRIFYING PRESENCE...
...WILL HELP ME TO LIGHT YOUR WAY...
...PUT A WARM GLOW IN YOUR HEART...
...A TWINKLE IN YOUR EYE..

... This Is Mom ... Picture this if you will... We're at the airport. We've just parked and are scrambling to get someone to the gate in time... Uh Oh... Mom notices that the bottle of pop that our travelers are going to take with them "looks like it needs some air let out"... Now picture this... Everyone turns to look for mom to see why she is not keeping up with us... JUST IN TIME... to see her standing in the middle of the parking garage doing her VERY BEST impersonation of an OUT OF CONTROL sprinkler... When she tried to open it, there had been so much pressure built up that it instantly started spraying out and there was no stopping it... She was desperately trying to keep it from getting all over her, so she started spinning around in circles and the pop was spraying out like nothing you've ever seen!... It was THE most hilarious thing I've ever seen..... (I'm sorry mom... I KNOW you didn't find it humorous in the least... and I KNOW it actually even ticked you off that we were so OUT OF CONTROL... and I hate to say it, but THAT made it even funnier... (oh boy, am I gonna get it).. but mom... YOU were the one who taught us how to laugh together... You just never taught us not to laugh at YOU!!!)

My Mom passed away on 2/17/01 & I shared this story at her memorial... I watched as they all laughed through their tears...

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